(AKA: Seduction Schedule) Britt Corvin is one of the best of early German sexploitation; so I'm all in when she's the focal character in the film.
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Thomas (Kurt Meinicke) is hanging out with a couple at a restaurant. He decides to give Monika a call.
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Monika (Britt Corvin) is currently taking a shower. She acts startled when she hears the phone ring.
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She talks to Thomas while her poodle aggressively sniffs her.
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Thomas and the couple take in a movie.
So, they watch this adult film which is clearly a cut from another film altogether. This happens throughout - and in some versions, hardcore material is used.
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Meanwhile, Monika is getting ready for bed. She smiles at her dog before getting under the covers.
The dog is like, "whatchoo lookin' at bitch?" I love this dog.
Monika reads an erotic novel and plays with herself.
Thomas returns home from the movie and gives Monika a call. He wonders why she sounds so out of breath.
Monika's dad strolls in.
She's startled and embarrassed.
Dad gives her a loving talk.
Now come give daddy a hug.
They look down at the poodle and joke.
Once again the poodle is like, "What'd you say to me bitch?"
Thomas takes Monika on a date.
Yeah, it's a lot of just walking around, but I could watch Britt Corvin in that micro-mini all day. Lots of views up the dress as well - particularly as she's lifted onto the wall.
Thomas and Monika go for a drink at an outdoor cafe. Her dress is so short it literally rides above her waist as she sits at the table.
They notice this couple who seem attached at the hip. Monika and Thomas wonder what their story is.
Suddenly a woman and her children rush to the biergarten. It's this dude's wife. She screams at him in front of everyone. She starts furiously hitting him. Then she literally pulls the dress off the floozy (as it's actually her dress)!
The floozy runs to a window and yells for help.
Thomas rushes to her aid.
The floozie grabs a tablecloth to cover up and joins Thomas and Monika at their table.
Then it's just a bunch of clips from other movies to pad the run time. For instance, they look through a peephole and watch yet another loop of irrelevant smut.
They watch a dirty movie which provides yet another opportunity for a loop to be spliced in. But it also gets the couple hot and bothered; Monika and Thomas are finally able to have sex.
REVIEW: Britt Corvin is amazing and it was great to check her out in a lead role. Points deducted for the constant pasted-in clips from other movies, often hardcore and a complete waste of time. But points added for that poodle.
RATING: ★★★★★☆☆☆☆☆ 5/10
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