Sechs Schwedinnen auf der Alm (1983)

 

(AKA: Six Swedes in the Alps) The fourth and last part of the "Sechs Schwedinnen" series, and also Erwin C. Dietrich´s final work in the erotic genre.

The six Swedes have to return from Ibiza to Switzerland based on news that the count has died whose boarding school they lived in (from the first Six Swedes film).  


Inga (Evelyne Lang) sleeps while everyone fools around.


Lil (Marianne Aubert) gets on another Swede's lap and goes to town.

The six ladies take in the town.

They meet with the lawyer about the inheritance.  The details of their inheritance can't be provided now, so the girls will just have to stick around for a bit.

They take a bus up to the gorgeous countryside.  Of course, they also can't keep their clothes on; certainly not as long as a bus trip to the Alps.


The six Swedes unload at the quaint village.


Naturally, the six Swedes turn heads in the small town.  The Innkeeper's wife doesn't approve.


The six Swedes take a scenic hike, but it starts to rain. They rush into a cabin for shelter.


They take off their wet clothes. [At left is Astrid (Michaela Larsen), Lil (Marianne Aubert) is the short haird girl with the necklace in the middle. Sitting next to her is Inga (Evelyne Lang).  The other three girls are Petra (Petra van Hoven), Kirstin and Selma (Elke Sjöberg and Anita Lamar).] 


The owner of the cabin doesn't quite know what to make of this situation.


One of the Swedes tells a story and gets hot and bothered.


Four of the girls go for a bath.


Then they pile on the cabin owner and give him a night he'll never forget.


A local hunter gets word from the St. Bernard, sent by the guy in the cabin.


He finds the girls naked on a wood pile.


He rushes to them and puts his face between their thighs.


Then the hunter wakes up with his tongue between a v-shaped branch.  Was it just a dream?


Another man finds the six Swedes laying in the grass.


He humps each girl, going down the line.


He falls into the water.  When he emerges, he finds them all gone... was it just a dream?


A local teacher also gets the message delivered by St. Bernard - and his classroom turns into an orgy. After, he snaps out of it.  Was it just a dream?


A local grocer gets the message.


He finds this waiting for him in the stock room. When the grocer snaps out of it, he's humping a cabbage.  How embarrassing. 


Later, the Swedes fool around on the dock.


The innkeeper's wife watches from a distance and plays with herself.


The lawyer arrives by helicopter. Evidently, the count is the father of all six Swedes (each with a different mother), and now they are receiving his inheritance - an island called Schamfiggpur. They jump in his helicopter and head to the island. THE END


Dear me.  I get tired of rating films like this, which aren't even trying to be films - just venues for a bunch of sex and nudity.  To criticize it for being stupid or having a weak plot or no character development, etc. is to completely miss the point.  Still, even judged solely on this single measure (sex), it's not the best.  In fact, it gets a little old after a while.  Constant nudity is all well and good, but it'd have been nice to have just a little meat on the bones.

★★★★☆☆☆☆☆☆  4/10

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