Nov 27, 2023

Top Nude Scenes 1996

 

Here we go again - this time with 1996.  The erotic thriller genre was catching on in the late-night cable market as probably the primary source of nude scenes.  Horror movies with sleaze had passed their heyday with the slasher genre, but there were still some B horror movies lingering around to provide this public service.  It by no means was a great year for movie skin, but enough to get us a top 75. Enjoy - and check out the other lists on the VZ1 List Page.

Video Zeta Scorecard - 1996

 

See the Video Zeta Scorecard page for more details and rules for the various categories. In this scorecard we're covering the "Most Nudity" "Majority Rules" and "5 Plus Club" categories for 1996.

Video Zeta Morgue 1996

 

The body count is pretty low in 1996, with just a handful of movies filling up the cemetery.   We'll head back to the slasher movie heyday of the early eighties or the grindhouse horrors of the seventies soon.  In the meantime, let's take inventory of '96. 

Nov 25, 2023

The Bang Bang Gang (1970)

 


Bonnie & Clyde inspired a wave of similar films in the early seventies, including this B-movie which is surprisingly well made.

Club V.R. (1996)

 


Virtual Reality was the subject of a lot of softcore erotica back in the nineties when we were perhaps a bit naive and overly optimistic about the imminent potential of VR.  This is perhaps the best example the genre had to offer.

The Last Road (1997)

 


A small desert town is the center of big time drag races; Julie Strain wrestles with the memory of her dead racer husband.  It's all very somber and serious - but with a good amount of boobs.

Night Dreams (1993)

 


Similar to the Erotic Fantasies series, Playboy released this anthology of saucy vignettes done in your standard nineties stylized manner.

Lady Chatterley's Stories: A Real Man S1E1 (2000)

 


The first episode in the Lady Chatterley's Stories series - "A Real Man" featuring Julie Meadows.

Lady Chatterley's Stories: Does He Have a Brother? S1E2 (2000)

 


The second episode in the Lady Chatterley's Stories series - "Does He Have a Brother? " featuring Michelle von Flotow

Neapolitan Drama (1994)

 

(Original Title: Sceneggiata napoletana) Another Mario Salieri jam.  A poor fisherman gets into trouble with the mob and his wife Selen has to be their sex slave in order for him to stay alive.

Passion & Romance: To the Manor Born (1997)

 

Another in the Passion & Romance series.  [So far, we've covered ScandalSame Tale Next Year, and Double or Nothing.  See the VZ1 Series Page for a running list.] The rest of this series is more-or-less your standard softcore erotica; however, this one stands out - with a horror them, and almost surrealist vibe.

Pandora's Box (2014)

 


Your standard plotless straight to DVD softcore erotica.  But anything with Erika Jordan is an automatic watch; so we're legally mandated to check this out.

Silver Shoes (2015)

 


Three short stories that don't have much to do with each other besides the titular item and unappealing sex scenes.

Forbidden Science - Property - S01E06-7 (2009)

 

Forbidden Science was a sci-fi series that aired on Cinemax about a company called 4Ever Innovations which fulfills erotic desires with virtual reality and androids. [For a full list of Forbidden Science episodes see the VZ1 Series Page]  "Property" was a two part episode (S0106 - S01E7).

Forbidden Science - Lonely/Tarot - S01E08-9 (2009)

 

Forbidden Science was a sci-fi series that aired on Cinemax about a company called 4Ever Innovations which fulfills erotic desires with virtual reality and androids. [For a full list of Forbidden Science episodes see the VZ1 Series Page]  We're looking at episodes "Lonely" S01E08 and "Tarot" S01E09

The Lesser Evil (2014)

 


Well it's been a while since we've covered a Bill Zebub flick - and let's face it, we probably needed the break. 

Real Adventures 40 (2002)

 


As always, the Dream Girls crew bring us the same reliable segments we've come to know and love. See the Real Adventures Main Page for more details on each.   

Nov 22, 2023

Top Nude Scenes 1979

 

Nude scenes were not in short supply in 1979.  Notable examples include Bo Derek in "10", Joan Collins in The Bitch and of course this was the year Caligula was released. But let's have a look at films more in the VZ1 vein and countdown the top 100 nude scenes of the year

Video Zeta Morgue 1979

 

Well, I thought the cemetery would be full this year, but it turns out 1979 wasn't a big year for cinema deaths - at least not in the films we cover on VZ1. You take away the Hollywood Strangler body count, and it's slim pickins.  Regardless, there were a few memorable ones; so, let's do our ghoulish duty and take stock of this year's tally.

Video Zeta Scorecard: Longest Nude Scenes 1978-1979

 

See the Video Zeta Scorecard page for more details and rules for this category. We're judging the longest nude scenes from 1978 and 1979 in the categories of (1) Long Takes and (2) Marathons. 

Video Zeta Scorecard 1979

 

See the Video Zeta Scorecard page for more details and rules for the various categories. In this scorecard we're covering the "Majority Rules", "5 Plus Club" and "Most Nudity" categories for 1979.

Hayride Slaughter (2001)

 


Another W.A.V.E. production starring Tina Krause and the usual gang.  This one centers around a haunted hayride and haunted house attraction where murders have been taking place.

Nov 21, 2023

Sexy Urban Legends - Love Hurts

 


Season 2 Episode 13 of Sexy Urban Legends: The two tales are "The Butcher's Prank" and "The Swinging Man". [See the Sexy Urban Legends Main Page]

Silk Stocking Strangler (2002)


Another William Hellfire Factory 2000 twisted shitshow featuring Misty Mundae

Nov 17, 2023

Criminal Desires (2013)

 


If Erika Jordan is in the credits, it's going in the queue. In this film, she is a reporter investigating something called The Murder Club.

Playboy's Erotic Fantasies IV: Forbidden Liaisons (1995)

 


A collection of stylish (and dialog free) vignettes. [See the VZ1 Series Page for additional videos in the Erotic Fantasies series]

Sexiest Bikini Movies of the 1990s

 

We're using math to calculate the sexiest bikini movies of the 1990s.  We'll take the top scenes from each film and score them from 1 to 5.  The highest score in this event was a 20 and 11-12 seemed to be the norm for nineties bikini movies.

Dead Sexy (2001)

 


Shannon Tweed erotic thriller about a cop who goes undercover to catch a killer and.... well, these are all the same.  You don't need me to tell you the rest.

My Sex Life As a Ghost (1992)

 

(Original Title: Oltre la Vita)  A Mario Salieri production about a woman who is mugged and shot dead.  In the afterlife, she is subject to variou sexual situations in medieval times. 

Sexy Urban Legends - Doing It Your Way (2002)

 


Season 2 Episode 12 of Sexy Urban Legends: The two tales are "Final Frame" and "The Postman Comes Twice". [See the Sexy Urban Legends Main Page]

Nov 16, 2023

Playing Rough and Other Tales (2003)

 

Three stories about the ladies getting captured, tied up, and whatnot. [Also check out the Video Zeta Inventory of other kinky films]

Video Zeta Spotlight: Maureen Flaherty

 

No one can beat Maureen Flaherty for a resting bitch face that one thing is for sure. Maureen Flaherty had a brief run in the 1990s - mainly in bikini movies.  She had a unique stand-out presence - a stone cold fox, but also could be funny and engaging. Let's take a look at her "body" of work shall we?

Playboy's Erotic Fantasies III (1993)

 

Follows Part 2 (1992); a collection of stylish (and dialog free) vignettes [See the VZ1 Series Page for additional videos in the Erotic Fantasies series]

Naked Encounters (2005)

 


A man pays private investigators to find out about a woman in order to get into her pants.  But he winds up dead - and the object of his desire is the suspect.

Nov 13, 2023

Sexy Urban Legends - Games People Play (2002)

 


Season 2 Episode 11 of Sexy Urban Legends: The two tales are "Truth or Dare" and "Cold Fingers". [See the Sexy Urban Legends Main Page]

Sexy Urban Legends - Whatever Turns You On (2002)

 


Season 2 Episode 10 of Sexy Urban Legends: The two tales are "Souvenir" and "Love in a Video Box". [See the Sexy Urban Legends Main Page]

Sexy Urban Legends - Twists and Turns (2002)

 


Season 2 Episode 9 of Sexy Urban Legends: The two tales are "Snatch" and "The Stuck Couple". [See the Sexy Urban Legends Main Page]

Nov 12, 2023

Real Adventures 38 (2002)

 

More amateur exploitation from Real Adventures.  [See the Real Adventures Main Page for all videos covered]

In the Days of Whore (2000)

 


In the 13th century, a ruthless king is overthrown by his son and banished to a leper colony where he makes the local girls his sex slaves.

Experiments in Love (1977)

 

Two researchers make full use of 3-D technology to study human sexuality. 

Abducted by the Daleks (2005)

 


From Roman Nowicki the demented genius behind the Fantom Kiler movies comes this notoriously bizarre take on Doctor Who.

The Love Machine (2016)

 


A disturbed therapist uses a device to mind control her patients into killing their husbands.

Nov 11, 2023

Call Girl Wives (2005)

 


When their husbands head off to a hunting trip, their wives decide to try out being brothel whores.

Junior (1985)

 


Not exactly the slasher film promised by the VHS cover. However it does feature a rapist-murderer redneck with mommy issues who terrorizes two women recently released from prison. We actually reviewed this a year ago, but I've since found a much better copy. 

Video Zeta Scorecard 1990

 


See the Video Zeta Scorecard page for more details and rules for the various categories. In this scorecard we're covering the "Majority Rules", "5 Plus Club" and "Most Nudity" categories for 1990

Beverly Hills Bordello S1.E15 (1996)

 

Beverly Hills Bordello Season 1, Episode 15 "The Assignment" - this episode features Stephanie Swift and Nicole Gian. [See the Beverly Hills Bordello Main Page for all episodes]

Beverly Hills Bordello S1.E17 (1996)

 

Beverly Hills Bordello Season 1, Episode 17 "Inspiration" - this episode features Jennifer Burton and Gabriella Hall. [See the Beverly Hills Bordello Main Page for all episodes]

Beverly Hills Bordello S1.E11 (1996)

 

Beverly Hills Bordello Season 1, Episode 11 "Use Your Imagination" - this episode features Nichole McAuley [See the Beverly Hills Bordello Main Page for all episodes]

Beverly Hills Bordello S1.E10 (1996)

 

Beverly Hills Bordello Season 1, Episode 10 "Better Than the Couch" - this episode features De'Ann Power. [See the Beverly Hills Bordello Main Page for all episodes]

Real Adventures 37 (2001)

 


More amateur exploitation from Real Adventures. [See the Real Adventures Main Page for all videos covered]