Mar 31, 2022
Mind Twister (1993)
Curse of the Cat Woman (1991)
Easter Casket (2013)
Dustin Mills' Skinless (2013) was okay, but it was interesting enough to warrant looking into some more of his films - especially considering the praise he gets from genre fans. This film presents the easter bunny as a demon waging war on the catholic church due to a ban on the pagan easter traditions.
Mar 26, 2022
Chloroformed And Cloned Co-Ed (1998)
Believe it or not, I actually saw this back around 1999. At the time I didn't know what the hell I was watching. My trash movie skills were not as honed as they are today; I had no idea who Tina Krause was. I just saw this in a stack of VHS tapes at a flea market. It didn't have the cover above; in fact, it had only a plain white sleeve. Given the title, I was expecting something like Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers or Sorority Babes in the Slime Bowl-o-Rama. Instead, I get something that looks like a home video... like someone rented a camcorder and just filmed around their own shitty house. Weirder still, it felt like a fetish film because Krause keeps getting abused. Again, you can believe it or not, but I threw the damn thing in the garbage. Clearly not the sleaze connoisseur I am today. But as awful as it was, I still remember it because it was so damn weird - and, to be truthful, felt a little unsettling. Back then, I couldn't just look up Tina Krause on IMDb; it was more of a mystery, adding to the unsettling vibe which ultimately made it bound for the trashcan.
Mar 24, 2022
Undercover Sex (2003)
Beverly Lynne-o-thon continues with this cop-goes-undercover-as-a-stripper movie. There were a ton of these movies (Stripped to Kill is probably the most well known, but there were seemingly millions of others in the nineties; ex. The Lady in Blue (1996)). It was a genre unto itself, with slight variations to the trope: Dance with Death (1992) had a reporter undercover as a stripper, Undercover Heat (1995) had a cop going undercover as a whore, Deviant Obsession (2002) had a lawyer undercover as a stripper... and so on.
Super Ninja Doll (2007)
Personals II: CasualSex.com (2001)
The Good, the Bad, and the Beautiful (2004)
Mar 22, 2022
Voodoo Dollz (2008)
Beverly Lynne-o-thon continues with this Fred Olen Ray flick about a reform school led by practitioners of voodoo.
Twilight Vamps (2010)
Bikini Royale (2008)
A Fred Olen Ray flick featuring Beverly Lynne as a B.I.K.I.N.I. agent. Fans of Lynne will definitely want to check this one out as Lynne is basically completely naked and getting pounded (well, poundee or pounder) throughout. I know what you're thinking - Lynne always gets naked in her films. What's the big deal? Yeah, um. all I can say is this one's special. I don't know if Lynne was feeling particularly carefree and loose, or FOR put a little something extra in that paycheck. Whatever the reason - day-umm the results are top shelf.
Jesse's Secret Desires (2006)
This Natasja Vermeer Emmanuelle series drives me a little bit crazy. I understand that there have been a million Emmanuelle movies (under all manner of spelling), often not even tangentially connected to the OG series. However, these are particularly frustrating because they are decent movies in and of themselves (at least as late night cable standards go), and the Vermeer bits are more-or-less just pasted in to give it the faux Emmanuelle connection. In other words, remove the Vermeer cut-and-paste portions, and you have a solid movie completely independent of the titular character. I'm not even really sure which came first - in this case, was this originally a stand-alone Beverly Lynne erotic thriller which then got the Vermeer parts added in for later DVD release? Or maybe it was a simultaneous thing, as Lynne shares scenes with Vermeer and it looks like it was shot around the same time. Who know, and I guess who really cares? Let's have a look.
Mar 20, 2022
Blood Voyage (1976)
Mar 17, 2022
Dolls for Sale (1972)
(Original Title: Les ebranlées) This is an interesting find, and I must be missing something. It's a Jesús Franco movie featuring his main players of the day: Howard Vernon, Anne Libert, Montserrat Prous, and Kali Hansa. Yet, all I could find was this poor quality tape with very little information about it. Perhaps there's a good quality version out there with a different title? Whatever the case, beggars can't be choosers and I had to take a look.
Vampire Vixens from Venus (1995)
Green River Killer (2005)
Mar 13, 2022
Evil Sister 2 (2001)
The Gore Gore Girls (1972)
Back when I ran a much more popular and less self-indulgent blog, I reviewed The Gore Gore Girls in the voice of Henry James. Why have the noted literary giant from the 1800s review a piece of crap B-movie? No idea; just felt like it. So, here's the author of The Bostonians and The Turn of the Screw. graciously lending his skills with the written word to review the B movie classic, The Gore Gore Girls. Take it away, Henry!
The Bikini Escort Company (2006)
Emmanuelle's Intimate Encounters (2000)
Graveyard of the Dead (2007)
(Original Title: El Retorno de los Templarios) A Spanish film obviously inspired by Amando de Ossorio's Blind Dead series. Templars rise from the dead and attack partiers.
Mar 11, 2022
Feast (1992)
Busty Cops 2 (2006)
In our review of Busty Cops (2004) I said "Wynorski was dropped all pretense of telling a story and just pasted together a bunch of nude scenes. While the T&A is off the charts, it's all empty calories." I having a suspicion that that'll be the case even more so with the sequel. Let's watch and see. [Also see: Busty Cops: Protect and Serve (2009) and Busty Cops: Jewel of Denial (2010)]
Mar 6, 2022
Pieces (1982)
Invitation to Ruin (1968)/ The Invitation (1975)