Feb 26, 2022

Terror at Orgy Castle (1971)


Directed by Zoltan G. Spencer the man behind The Hand of Pleasure and a host of other oddball sexploitation films.

Sacrifice of the White Goddess (1995)


A college student reads about Mayan gold in a textbook and hops on a plane to Mexico.  There she wanders the jungle with her sidekick and studly guide in search of ancient treasure.

Corpses (2004)


Another film from the Rolfe Kanefsky.- so, you know it will be nothing like the dead-serious DVD cover.  Kanefsky films are always over-the-top fun and joyously sexy. 

Caregiver (2007)


Perky and wholesome Paige works at Horizons Halfway House, and the delinquent girls soon learn their new house mother isn't as she appears.

The Exotic House of Wax (1997)


A girl inherits a house of wax where the figures come to life and have sex when an amulet is placed around their necks.

Eyes of the Werewolf (1999)


A scientist has an eye transplant - and the donor was a werewolf.  

Las Guachas (1993)


A weird and unsettling film from Argentina.  Two sisters, traumatized by the murder of their mother, grow up to be farmers.... specifically, homicidal maniac farmers.

Deadly Birthday Party (2014)


A totally lifeless movie from German about a girl with migraines who kills her friends who did her wrong. 

Slave Girls on the Auction Block 1313 (2001)


A campy tongue-in-cheek exploitation fetish-y movie by Bob Gonzo.  Who's Bob Gonzo, you ask?  He seems to be affiliated with William Hellfire's New Jersey group, and this was his only directorial effort - which has a much more light-hearted flavor than Hellfire's (often) dark and violent works.

Necro Files 2 (2001)


Part one was such a wild trip, we had to check out the sequel.  Necro Files (1997) featured a rapist zombie and his flying demon fetus; let's see if this can maintain the same level of sick insanity. 

Feb 21, 2022

Dark Angels (2001)


A woman stumbles upon a vampire killing a guy, which leads to her becoming a vampire herself.  With the help of a cop, she must fight the vampire coven.

Dark Angels 2 (2005)


Sequel to Dark Angels (2001), a surprisingly well put together porno with a sizable budget. In the sequel a group of vampires track down a saintly girl in order to get her "pure blood".

Don't Pull on My Pantyhose (1978)


(Original Title: Tire pas sur mon collant)  A French film that is damn near giddy from start to finish, with characters bursting into song and dance randomly.  

The Sex Baron of St. Pauli (1980)


(Original Title: Die Masche mit dem Schlitz) A conman is released from prison and proceeds to go about conning the guests at a hotel under a false identity.  Little does he know, one of the ladies he's busy conning may be doing the same to him.

Kristi and the Time Machine (2011)


Very similar in almost every way to the Fantom Kiler films, also from Poland.  Yet, I don't see any overlap in director/writer.  Maybe this is just a Polish thing?  There's the same lurid comic book vibe (specifically adult Euro fumettis), monstrous men/villains (as in Dick Tracy or Sin City), and best of all, almost no one speaks a lick of English, so are just reading the lines the best they can.  (Which is much better than I could do with Polish dialog.)

Feb 20, 2022

Night Train to Terror (1985)


This is an anthology composed of three previously released full-length films: the unfinished film Scream Your Head Off, The Dark Side to Love (1984), and Cataclysm (1980). From the VHS:"Aboard a fast moving train bound for Hell, God and Satan decide the fates of three unfortunate mortals. In HARRY, a fiendish killer keeps the horribly mutilated body parts of his countless victimes in a diabolical torture chamber. In GRETA, a young woman, obsessed with death, takes part in an unspeakable ritual of Russian roulette. Finally, in CLAIRE, a young woman and a Holocaust survivor are terrorized by the son of Satan!"

Zoom In: Rape Apartments (1980)


(Original Title ズームイン 暴行団地, Zoom In: Bōkō Danchi) An insane Japanese film about a rapist who likes to set his victims' vaginas on fire, and the normal housewife who loves him. 

Ultimate Taboo (1995)


A run-of-the-mill erotic thriller starring Ginger Lynn and Kim Sill.  A self-declared sex addict is lured away from his girlfriend by a mysterious seductress, and into a trap.

The Teenie Weenie Bikini Squad (2012)


A Charlie's Angels trio of undercover cops whose mission is to find out who's trying to ruin a Hugh Hefner character.

Illicit Dreams 2 (1997)


(Canadian title: Death and Desire) Tane McClure delivers a smoking hot performance as a Fatal Attraction psycho.

I'm Not a Virgin Anymore, Olé, I'm Not a Virgin Anymore (1982)


(Original Title: Ya no soy virgen, olé, ya no soy virgen) A comedic tale of a young woman on a quest to lose her virginity - told like a fairy tale.

G-tring Vampire (2002)


A Seduction Cinema film about a strip club infiltrated by a "Master Vampire" turning all the strippers into vamps for her coven.  It's up to a Seer working for the Midnight Syndicate to save the day.

The Necro Files (1997)


An over-the-top gore flick from Washington state about a rapist zombie and his flying demon fetus battling against two frumpy middle aged cops.

Fire in Her Bed (2009)


The title comes from the Nick Millard film, which bears no relation. The film piqued my interest because I'd read that the two female leads (one only 18, the other 19) are two friends who did the film for no money, just for fun, and never acted again.

Feb 18, 2022

The Lost Door (2008)


A weird artsy film from France about a murder suspect who tells how she came to commit the act.  

Baberellas (2003)


Starring several sexploitation all-stars including Shauna O'BrienJulie K. SmithRegina Russell BanaliSasha Peralto and Julie Strain, it's an odd sci-fi film about a girl band called the Baberellas who are captured by an intergalactic reality show.

Bare Deception (2000)


Tane McClure stars as a radio loveline host whose show contributes to the death of a girl - but also boosts ratings.

Les Chic (1972)


A bargain basement sex film on the surface, but it's actually stacked with some early sexploitation heavyweights: directed by Nick Millard and starring Rene BondSandy Carey, and Linda York.  Unfortunately, we also have to put up with Bond's real life husband Ric Lutze as the titular character.

The Hills Have Thighs (2010)


Jim Wynorski cheapie about a trio of mutant girls who kidnap a guy desert hiking. 

Dokuru: Act 1 (2010)


A group of students spends the night at the Juri theater preparing for a performance of Romeo & Juliet, but unleash a slasher with a skull mask.

Feb 13, 2022

The Return of the Exorcist (1975)


(Original title: Un urlo dalle tenebre) Exorcist movies were all the rage at this time.  There were a ton of possession films that came out of Europe, and this is among the sleaziest and the craziest.

Crystal Force (1992)


A girl whose father just died purchases a crystal which unleashes a rapey demon upon a suburb.

Welcome to the Ogenki Clinic (1988)


(Full Title: Welcome to the Ogenki Clinic: Feel Good All Over Again; Original Title:  Ogenki kurinikku: Tatte moraimasu) Based on a popular manga about a sex clinic from 1987 to 1994.

Cannibal Taboo (2006)


A surprisingly creative and trashy film starring Ashlie Rhey with an appearance from Regina Russell Banali.   

Ambitious Desires (1992)


Julie Strain stars in this silly story of going to Hollywood with three blondes to make it as actresses. 

Disgruntled Employee (2012)


Another Bill Zebub flick, this one about a janitor who has finally had enough of being treated badly by his female co-workers.   Zebub’s films are wildly trashy and often mean spirited, but I've become somewhat of a fan.  He's had some misses for sure, but he's hit a few out of the park as well.  He's literally the only writer/director I can think of who can pull off the Tarantino dialog - you know, the very self-aware, unrealistic but simultaneously natural sounding banter that's often hilarious.  So many writer/directors try to emulate this style, and it comes off as forced and cringey. I think it's because Zebub is perhaps a pretentious egomaniac like Tarantino who treats each scene like their own personal vanity project.  I mean, Zebub markets his films to appeal to gorehounds and misogynists... and then proceeds to wax political for fifteen straight minutes of screen time....

Busty Cops (2004)


A Jim Wynorski flick about three busty cops and the various ways they get naked: from showers to hot tubs to pouring chocolate on each other... you get the idea. [sequels: Busty Cops 2 (2006), Busty Cops: Protect and Serve (2009) and Busty Cops: Jewel of Denial (2010)]

The Girls of the Copacabana (1981)


Not the kind of film that comes to mind when you think of Jesús Franco, but he did a few of these beach-hotel sex-comedies [see Hotel De Los Ligues (1983) and Las Chicas Del Tanga (1987)].

Target of Seduction (1995)


A lame erotic thriller about an editor of erotic fiction who gets threatening letters.  Thankfully, Tane McClure is there to save the day with ample nudity.

Feb 9, 2022

Bikini Chain Gang (2005)


A Fred Olen Ray WIP film featuring Beverly Lynne.

Has Anybody Seen My Pants? (1975)


A German who has been living in Texas returns to his homeland to claim his inheritance. Unfortunately, the property turns out to be a brothel.

USA, Rape and Revenge (1983)


Pilar Alcón stars in this Spanish film about a woman taken hostage when her husband is set to testify against a mob boss.

Apartment of Erotic Horror (2006)


Trashy masochistic horror, but with a genuine link to the roughies of yore.  Just like the B&W sexploitation films, this has a similar dubbed narration, with a similar Raymond Chandler-esque turn of phrase.  As in countless roughies, the woman is abused to stock music; any random bold instrumental track will do. So, just picture this in B&W (and with less anatomy on display), and I think you can imagine this as a flick from '65.  Or maybe not.

Pleasures of Sin (2001)


Absolutely ridiculous that this film was renamed Bounty Huntress:Undercover.  It's just your typical erotic drama - no action and adventure to be found.

Blood and Sex Nightmare (2008)


A gristly story of a rapist who returns as a zombie to massacre guests at The Pleasure Mountain Adult Retreat.

Zombie Reanimation (2009)


A German zombie film that's more of a pastiche of "zombie vignettes" than cohesive story.

Feb 8, 2022

Invasion of the Girl Snatchers (1973)


(AKA The Hidan of Maukbeiangjow, the working title, but never released as such.) A hippie sci-fi flick from Arkansas featuring aliens, weed, topless zombie women, jaunty country music, space cults, and sex trafficking. 

Riot in a Women's Prison (1974)


(Original title: Prigione di donne) Another Women in Prison (WIP) flick from Italy. Same story as always: an innocent woman is imprisoned, there's a riot, there's a shower, there's wicked wardens - or in this case, wicked nuns.

Bikini Bloodbath Car Wash (2008)


Following Bikini Bloodbath (2006) the girls at a high school raise money via a car wash, and are stalked by the zombie chef.

The Voyeur (1994)


(Original Title: L'uomo che guarda (The Man Who Looks), misleadingly translated into English as The Voyeur)  A Tinto Brass film adaptation of Alberto Moravia's book about a guy haunted by childhood memories has trouble doing anything but watch women.  His bedridden father, on the other hand, has no such hangups.