Sequel to Sex Files: Alien Erotica (1998) and written by the one and only Rolfe Kanefsky. The saga of the arousal triggering space fungus continues.
Sequel to Sex Files: Alien Erotica (1998) and written by the one and only Rolfe Kanefsky. The saga of the arousal triggering space fungus continues.
In the tradition of Hot & Saucy Pizza Girls (1978), Buford's Beach Bunnies (1993) and Bikini Bistro (1995) the story centers around a restaurant with scantily clad waitresses.
From the great Rialto Report article on the film: In the early 1970s, a pioneering adult film with a gimmick made headlines and profits, and was the subject of a high profile prosecution. No, not Deep Throat. We’re referring to a film that was released a full six months before ‘Deep Throat’ – called Hot Circuit. Hot Circuit was an interesting and imaginative effort that avoided many of the tired conventions that would plague later sex films. It wasn’t sleazy and didn’t feature any recognizable porn stars. It had a spirit and spontaneity that suggested it was made by a group of hippies fresh from a weekend at Woodstock. Despite its seeming innocence however, within months of its release, it was being prosecuted in Washington D.C. and its filmmakers faced jail sentences and fines.
(Original Title: Los chulos) Another Pajares-Esteso production - that means an imaginative plot with lots of naked actresses. This one has Esteso as a pimp and Pajares as his enemy, a pious ex-seminarian. Featuring Jenny Llada in one her best roles.
Directed by Alfred Sole who would do Alice Sweet Alice a few years later. He shot it in his hometown of Paterson, New Jersey using a cast and crew made up of friends and family members. From articles on the subject: This meant that the local lawyer, banker, policeman, high school teachers, funeral home director, the mayor’s wife, even Alfred’s wife and his mother were part of the film-making group. It seemed like everyone in Paterson knew someone who was involved in the making of ‘Deep Sleep’. And so predictably when it came out it was a smash hit in New Jersey, with long lines of people breaking box office records trying to get into the theaters to see it. It was pulled from theaters on charges that it was obscene, and all the prints were confiscated. It became one of the most notorious prosecutions of an adult film in American history.
What is this site about? Why would anyone screencap and synopsize thousands of sleazy movies? It's all right here.
WHAT IS VIDEO ZETA ONE?
I watch a movie - typically of a sleazy and obscure variety - post screen captures and provide a "walkthrough" or synopsis of the film, ending with a brief review and star rating. Spoiler alerts apply to every single film, as the summary goes from start to finish.
THE BACKSTORY
I spent a lot of time in the eighties going to video stores looking for any exploitation film I could find. It was often a scavenger hunt; you'd try several mom-and-pop video stores until you came home with something like Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (1988) or The Kill (1968). It wasn't an obsession or anything like that; just something I'd do after work living in San Bernardino.
For several years during college and early years of marriage and having kids, I sort of forgot about these sleazy cult movies. Then I got the Psychotronic Video Guide by Michael Weldon, and it all came rushing back. Even before the eighties video store, there was the late-night movie, the drive-in, etc. So many films - an uncountable supply - had been released, and seemingly forgotten or at least only appreciated by niche groups. If only we could watch them again...
Then Netflix came along which made many of these long lost films available. Even something like Black Belly of the Tarantula (1971), which is not exactly an obscure underground film, wasn't going to be at your local Blockbuster (which had, by this time swallowed up most mom and pop video stores). But you could find it with a couple clicks on Netflix. Subsequently, you started to see podcasts like Junk Food Dinner spring up which were able to share the trash cinema love - and, of course, there were an endless amount of blogs on cult films. And, finally, torrents have made anything and everything ever released available.
SO WHAT IS THE POINT?
Now that everything and everything is available, I suddenly find myself like a kid in a candy store. I mean, you could spend the next several years just exploring Brazilian sexploitation films and not reach the bottom of the well. I feel the need to watch as many as I can; it's sort of a bucket list thing. I spend my day working my ass off, doing what other people want me to do, so in the evening I like to do what I want to do. And for the last few years, that's been watching trashy movies.
So, I could watch a few thousand of these, keep it to myself and call it a day. Or, I could do like a lot of folks and have some kind of record of watching them (Letterboxd seems like the current way to do this). However - and this is probably the biggest point of all my blabbering about this - I actually don't care about the reviews. You know the saying - opinions are like assholes, yada yada. It's my least favorite part of every movie walkthrough on VZ1 - the last bit, the review, feels like a pointless chore. What I want to preserve isn't my feelings about a film (because who gives a shit) - it's the memory of the film. The Psychotronic Video Guide didn't waste too much time on Weldon's hot take on a given movie; it was more about who was in it, some neat facts, and just an overall "hey, this movie existed, isn't that amazing?" Thus, if I'm going to memorialize each film, the best way is with lots of pictures, and a synopsis that gives a good picture of what it was all about. And so that's where we are.
BUT ISN'T THIS REALLY JUST ABOUT NAKED ACTRESSES?
Yeah, kinda. I'm generally not going to even look at a film unless it has some degree of T&A. It's largely sexploitation films. Indeed, the nudity and sex is often the focus of many of these walkthroughs.
So, what's up with that? If I'm going to preserve the memories of these films, the nude scenes, in my book, are an important part - often the most important part (especially if it's a sexploitation film). You don't post a pictorial review of Just One of the Guys (1985) and not include that iconic image of Joyce Hyser showing her boobs. That would be criminal. And by the same token, you don't talk about Wheeler (1975) and not mention a naked Linnea Quigley getting beer poured on her and having to hump a dead guy. Them's the rules.
Subsequently, we have a pretty good record of who's naked in these films. We're not Mr. Skin or anything, but like The Psychotronic Video Guide, a lot of effort is put into determining who's who. Again, if we're preserving the memory of these films, it just makes sense to dutifully include who is in it.
I DON'T SEE A LOT OF COMMENTS. DOES ANYONE EVEN VISIT THIS SITE?
If you've managed to trudge your way through this text so far, you can see that monetizing or even publicizing this site is of zero interest. I don't go to other similar sites or Facebook groups and try to get people to visit VZ1. It's truly a labor of love, and I'd do it if no one visited at all. But we do currently get about 5,000 visits per day - which isn't huge. Over a million views overall.
I'd love to see more comments, as they are often interesting tidbits about the films. However, I understand this isn't a format like other social media which inspires conversation. I initially was not keen on going with a blog for that reason - and going instead with Facebook, Tumblr, etc. But a blog seemed to fit what I'm doing the best.
YOU SEEM TO POST MULTIPLE MOVIES PER DAY. DO YOU HAVE A LIFE?
To really pull back the curtain - I have a job which requires travel. So, I'm away from home for most of the work week. I could sit in the hotel and watch Family Guy reruns or turn on Seduced by the Demon (1978). I choose the latter. I'll often watch several in an evening and schedule them to be published at times throughout the week.
I actually have a full life, with a family and enjoy camping. I live right near a mountain with beautiful trails. But when most Americans settle down to have their brain melted by cable news or reality TV, I click on Bikini Hoe-Down (1997) instead - and I think I'm better for it.
SO MANY TYPOS. EVER CONSIDER PROOFREADING?
Nope. This is a labor of love and all, but I'm sorry, I don't consider this important enough to make it like work. This isn't a scholarly journal, it isn't something I'm providing for work, or anything I'm being paid for, or even anything that would impact anyone's life in any way... so why should I spend time making this process into a chore?
That being said, I do cringe when I go back and read and there are glaring errors - I'll use "their" when I should have used "they're", "who's" when I should have used "whose", etc. But it's still not worth the effort to polish it up.
THE RATINGS SYSTEM
Blood Games (1990) gets ten out of ten stars. Is it really as good as The Shawshank Redemption and The Godfather? Yes. In fact Blood Games is better than those movies... but on a different scale. Let me put it another way: Michael Jordan gets only 1 out of 10 stars if I'm rating on figure skating. Ratings and reviews are so ridiculously subjective, it doesn't matter much anyway - but at least have an appropriate context to make the ratings make sense.
Thus, when I'm assigning stars to a VZ1 film, I'm looking at raw entertainment value and level of trashiness. Deductions for anything remotely boring, or missed opportunities for gratuitous nudity. For instance, if your film includes fun and/or trashy items like a scene with a video arcade or a nude satanic ritual, then points are added. So, for instance, the Mexican film Narcosatanicos diabolicos (1991) is obviously total garbage when viewed against No Country for Old Men when on a broad IMDb or Rotten Tomatoes scale. However, on a VZ1 scale, it excels thanks to its fun satansploitation elements, plentiful nudity. Plus it has Tun-Tun, big eighties hair, acid washed fashions, explosions, upskirts, bad music, violence... you get the picture.
THIS IS A CULT AND EXPLOITATION FILM SITE... SO, WHERE'S THE EXORCIST AND EASY RIDER?
This is like walking into a mom-and-pop video store in, say, 1984. Yeah, there's a copy of Texas Chainsaw and Superfly on the shelf, But we've seen those a million times, and, besides, they really don't fulfill our aforementioned T&A requirements. But what about that tattered box on the bottom shelf titled The Passion Pit (1969)?... What delights might that hold instead? It could be the greatest, sleaziest movie ever made. Let's give it a shot instead of the well trodden cult films.
This also is why I spend so much time exploring films from non English speaking countries. I mean, if you are into trashy films, you are really missing out by limiting yourself to just American and dubbed European films. Lately, we've been exploring Brazilian films and there have been some real bangers that I'm so thankful that I found. How unfortunate for a sleaze cinema connoisseur to have never seen an Argentinian Tristán film, or not know Berta Cabré or Zerrin Egeliler.
PORN?... SEEMS LIKE WE'RE LOSING FOCUS.
Admittedly, I'm a little late to the game when it comes to recognizing that pornos are worth a look. Not modern pornos, which seem to not even try anymore to be like a "real movie". In contrast, how can you look at Pro-Ball Cheerleaders (1979) or Hot & Saucy Pizza Girls (1978) and say that doesn't fit with the VZ1 repertoire?.. Just because it goes all the way, doesn't negate the other elements which fit right in with exploitation cinema. In other words, penetration is not an automatic disqualification on VZ1.
And I'll just add that I considered not looking at films from the 2000s - of any genre. It seems like we should stick to films from maybe the sixties through nineties, right? But we'd miss out on some worthy films that shouldn't be excluded just because of the number in parentheses after the title. We'd miss out on Slink (2013) and The Halfway House (2004). And time flies - Barely Legal (2011) is a decade old - not exactly on the "New Releases" shelf.
WHY DON'T YOU POST DOWNLOAD LINKS SO WE CAN ACTUALLY WATCH THESE DAMN MOVIES?
I considered it; it makes sense. But it seems like something I'd have to keep up with and may actually get in trouble for. So, the cons outweigh the pros at this point.
And so... I guess now I'd like to invite anyone with a comment, request, idea or anything to post it here. Maybe of the 5K of you who visit per day, we'll get a little feedback over time (as I plan to leave this as the "About VZ1" page for a while). Cheers.
(Translation: Elite Wanton) A pretentious and boring erotic thriller from Brazil. The only reason anyone watched it then or is watching it now is because of the extensive nude scene from Aldine Muller. This was after a decade of being one of the sexiest ladies in cinema and right before a long successful career on TV - so an in-between stage were Muller evidently decided the route to go was graphic sex and nudity. It didn't pan out, but at least made this sorry film notable in that regard.
(Original Title: O Artesão de Mulheres) There have been a number of Casanova masseuse movies over the years [Carnal Desires (1999). Totally Exposed (1991), The Sex Substitute (2003)], and this may be the grand poobah.
(Original Title: Mulheres Liberadas) A three part anthology featuring three well-known actresses in Brazilian sex cinema: Ana Maria Kreisler, Rossana Ghessa and Tania Moraes.
(Original Title: Amor, palavra prostituta) The director Reichenbach refuses to allow the uncut version to be shown, which of course only makes this more intriguing (given that it's already pretty explicit). The film is a deep reflection on class, humanity, etc. which you could spend all day discussing. This is VZ1, so we won't go into all that, and focus instead on the sleazy exploitative elements.
(Original Title: Sexo às Avessas) One of the wildest movies I've seen in a long while. It's a Brazilian comedy where the gender roles are reversed. It's a world where the women wear the pants in the family and the men stay at home. The problem is (as I'll discuss more later) instead of being a groundbreaking film, it actually becomes more sexist. For example, we're supposed to laugh as the men, now "housewives", are weak, gossipy biddies... Is that the way women really are? We're supposed to laugh as the women, now the breadwinners, are abusive assholes... Is that the way men really are? It swaps genders and then exaggerates the bad stereotypes. The film is also notable in that Ana Maria Kreisler, a VZ1 Hall of Famer, is fully naked a ton - like the whole film. So, it's got that going for it.
(Original Title: O Olho Mágico do Amor) Not at all the sex film portrayed by the poster. This is a quirky surreal film. On the surface, it's about a girl who finds a peephole in her office to a hotel room where a prostitute services a succession of weirdos. However, there are much deeper meanings below the surface.
(Original Title: Uma Cama Para Sete Noivas) As in Diary of a Bed (1972) we follow the history of a bed. Two beggars find the bed in a junkyard and spend their wedding night there. The bed tells all the adventures she witnessed since it was installed in a honeymoon suite of a first-class hotel where seven brides used it. Featuring the gorgeous Aldine Muller who was amazing in The Woman Who Invented Love (1979).