Sep 17, 2021

Overnight Models (1973)

 

(Original Title: Jagd auf Jungfrauen) A German sex comedy about a tour bus full of tourists in Berlin who get into various sexual situations.

Calmos (1976)

 

A French film that gets progressively more and more insane as it goes along.  Starting with a gynecologist who wants to take a break from women - and ending with him literally going inside a woman's vagina.  It's hard to explain...

The Layout (1969)

 


Joseph W. Sarno delivers his usual dialog-driven slow-paced sexual drama fit for the stage... but ends with a thirty minute orgy with cordless "massagers".

Unlucky Charms (2013)

 


A Full Moon flick about five ladies competing to be a lingerie spokeswoman.  The host of the reality show contest uses a charm bracelet to summon mythical creatures to kill the models in order to retain her youth.

Sep 16, 2021

Taxi Dancers (1994)

 


Spoiler alert, one of the worst movies I've ever seen.  First of all, a movie about taxi dancers... really?  If you don't know what they are - they are employed at dance halls/cabarets and get paid to dance.  It was popular in the early 20th century, but has largely died out.  There were a million movies which chronicled the lives of strippers during the nineties, so maybe they wanted to be different.... well it's different alright, in the worst ways imaginable. 

Evil Ambitions (1996)

 


The owner of a modeling agency is actually the leader of a satanic cult.  A tabloid reporter sets out to solve a murder connected to the cult.

The Amorous Adventures of Don Quixote and Sancho Panza (1976)

 


They had a habit in the seventies of wanting to turn fairy tales and famous stories (Robin Hood, Boccaccio, etc.) into bawdy movies. Here, Cervantes gets the sexual revolution treatment.

La Zorrita en Bikini (1976)

 


A Spanish comedy starring the great Esperanza Roy as the "little fox in a bikini" who lures a perpetually horny guy into jewel heist.

Sep 15, 2021

Chaz and Vinnie's Sex Adventure (1992)

 

A cheap straight-to-video and pay-per-view movie about a couple guys chronicling hot babes in Palm Springs. It begins: "Hi. My name is Vinnie. It was spring break. My roommate Chaz and I were attending the Southern California Film Institute. Our first project: Palm Springs, spring break!"

Dark Secrets (1996)

 


A reporter tries to uncover the dark side of a millionaire playboy, but ends up falling in love with him instead. Julie Strain has said this is one of her favorite films, so let's give it a look.

The Beach Bunnies (1976)

 


The final film of Edward D. Wood Jr., the story is about a tabloid editor who is on a mission to find if a celebrity has had a sex change operation.

Sep 13, 2021

Escort Girls (1974)

 


A British film which follows the evenings of customers who've purchased an escort. Not really a comedy or a fun romp as the movie poster suggests; in fact, it's a bit sad and melancholy.

Sting in the Family (1976)

 

(Original Title: Stangata In Famiglia) A fat slob is sent to investigate various masseuse and beautician businesses to see if they're legit or actually fronts for prostitution.

Hot Dog Girls (1995)

 


Interested in watching a movie where girls play strip billiards in a room full of Star Trek collectibles? A straight to VHS T&A fest directed by and starring Tonya Qualls.

Sep 12, 2021

Sextet (1964)

 


A working stiff with a dowdy wife imagines he's attended by a harem of topless babes.  

Fatal Soundtrack (1995)

 


An erotic thriller about a composer working on a soundtrack for a film which seems to be imitating his life.  This is a problem because the film is about a murderess. 

Taxi Girl (1977)

 

Basically the same plot as La poliziotta fa carriera (1975) where Edwige Fenech serves as bait to lure in drug dealers/bad guys.

Open Nightly (1980)

 

(Original title: Petites filles au bordel) A French adult film starring the great Julia Perrin as a young girl who is brought into the fold of a brothel by her parents.

Sep 11, 2021

Adventures of a Private Eye (1977)

 

Another British sex comedy; the film followed Adventures of a Taxi Driver (1976) and was followed the next year by Adventures of a Plumber's Mate.

Confessions of a Psycho Cat (1968)

 

A bizarre film about a female murderous psychopath who pays convicts to be hunted on the Manhattan streets.

Lifeguard (1976)

 


A rather touching film that really has no business being on VZ1, but with a movie poster like this, and a nude scene from the Playboy Playmate of the Year 1971, we should at least give it a look.

Sexy Assassins (2012)

 


Two assassins, one male and one female, cross paths.  Lots o' simulated sex ensues.

A Bull for Riding (1976)

 


An Italian comedy about a virile playboy who finds himself impotent when he marries the gorgeous Femi Benussi.  Will his problem be solved by science or the bull he inherits from his father?... I think you can guess.

Sep 6, 2021

Sweet Taste of Honey (1976)

 


(Original Title: Luxure) A rich woman checks into a hotel in order to kill herself after her husband leaves her for another woman.  She becomes consumed with sexual fantasies which ultimately may be her salvation.

The Love Clinic (1976)

 

(Original Title: La clinica dell'amore) An impotent husband admits himself into a "love clinic"  - an experimental sex therapy center. 

The Virgin and the Macho Man (1974)

 

Coffin Joe's first pornochanchada film - a playboy doctor is fooling around with all the other doctors' wives.  The Machão will surely receive his comeuppance. 

Genie in a String Bikini (2004)

 

(AKA The Erotic Dreams of Jeannie) A Fred Olen Ray jam featuring Nicole Sheridan as the Barbara Eden styled genie.

Little Girl... Big Tease (1976)

 


One of the most seventies movies I've ever seen.  No, I don't mean the modern exaggeration of its excesses (platform shoes, disco, etc.)  If you remember the seventies you know what I mean: soft lenses, an overall "brownness", cheesy sappy music, and a constant baseline of political incorrectness. This is the story of a girl whose kidnapped and falls in love with her abductors. It features Mary Mendum as one of the key characters, so automatically it's worth a watch.

Sep 4, 2021

Put Your Devil in My Hell (1973)

 

One of the many Boccaccio inspired sex comedies from Italy in the seventies.   

The Lustful Vicar (1970)

 


(Original Title: Kyrkoherden) A Swedish film about a man cursed by a witch to have a constant erection.  It doesn't help that he's in a town populated almost exclusively by women.

I'll Do Anything (1980)

 

(Original Title: Maîtresse pour couple) An adult film about a guy who hires a killer to take out his wife - but it winds up backfiring. Starring two of the biggest French hotties of the day: Julia Perrin and Brigitte Lahaie.

Alien Ecstasy (2009)

 

Follows Aliens Gone Wild (2007), so you really need to watch that in order to understand this film.  Just kidding, it's just another series of sex scenes (largely of Eastern European ladies) loosely linked together by a flimsy sci-fi story.

Professional Masseuses (1976)

 


(Original Title: As Massagistas Profissionais) A batshit insane Brazilian sex comedy about... well it's a little hard to say, other than a lot of running around and boobs.

A Summer in the Country (1980)

 

(Original Title: Secrets d'adolescentes - France, Segrete esperienze di Luca e Fanny - Italy, and Ein Sommer auf dem lande - Germany) Around this time, films like this would get released as a hundred different versions throughout Europe, from hardcore to soft. To do this, you had to (1) keep story and dialog to a minimum and (3) make sure it looks good for those soft releases. Thus, you get some beautiful looking films which could get by with almost no words whatsoever.  This film features Julia Perrin and Brigitte Lahaie, two of the most gorgeous ladies in Euro-sleaze at the time.

Timegate: Tales of the Saddle Tramps (1999)

 


An Amy Lindsay flick about a couple dissatisfied housewives who travel back to the Old West where the meet their husband's lookalikes. 

Sep 3, 2021

Tower of Screaming Virgins (1968)

 

(Original Title: Der Turm der verbotenen Liebe) A German-French-Italian collaboration.  The King of France is away, and the queen goes amuck in his absence; it's up to a dashing swashbuckler to save everyone. 

Waitress Without Malice (1980)

 

(Original Title: Cameriera senza... malizia) Marina Hedman stars in the dirty Italian flick about a girl who grew up in a convent selling her "wares" to pay for an inn. 

Four Women and a Mess (1985)

 

(Original Title: Cuatro mujeres y un lío) Another Fernando Esteso - Antonio Ozores sex comedy with the always awesome (and always naked) Adriana Vega.  It's your standard "Three's Company" plot of comedic misunderstandings that become cumulative until spinning out of control and the truth is revealed.  

Aug 31, 2021

Flesh Gordon Meets the Cosmic Cheerleaders (1990)

 


Flesh Gordon (1974) was such a banger, and generated such a cult following that it's crazy to me that it took sixteen years to make a sequel. This movie is trashed and shat upon far and wide.  Let's see if it deserves such scorn.

Raquel's Motel (1970)

 


Uschi runs a motel and engages in various acts of sexual tomfoolery.  Uschi's great as always, but I've become a big fan of Nora Wieternik as I've uncovered more of these early sexploitation flicks. 

I, Gilda (1989)

 


A mob guy obsessed with Rita Hayworth falls for one of the strippers at his nightclub.  His association with a certain snuff film business gets him and others in a bit of trouble.  Featuring the great Valentine Demy.

Tropic of Passion (1973)

An early Bob Chinn - John Holmes porno worth watching because it features the two great Sandys of early sexploitation: Sandy Dempsey and Sandy Carey.

Aug 29, 2021

Finders Keepers, Lovers Weepers! (1968)

 


Russ Meyer film about a strip joint that gets taken over by two crooks.

Wicked Temptations (2002)

 


(AKA Sex Secrets and Lies 2) Your standard Skinamax erotic thriller - basically taking Raymond Chandler-film noir and removing any speck of originality and using it as a template to piece together random sex scenes.  Hey - it worked well for a number or years on late-night cable, so why fix what ain't broke?

Confessions from the David Galaxy Affair (1979)

 


David Sullivan made this picture as a vehicle for his main squeeze, Mary Millington - RIP.  A disjointed affair, but stacked with nude British babes.

Aliens Gone Wild (2007)

 


Technically part of the Sex Files series, of which we've covered a few.  In this episode, the femaliens have come to earth to harness sexual energy which they beam back to their spaceships.

Aug 26, 2021

Wam Bam Thank You Spaceman (1975)

 


A campy and sleazy sci-fi flick about a couple aliens who arrive on planet earth for Operation Procreation - i.e. to screw a bunch of hot earth girls.

Our Neighbor's Lively Sex Games (1978)

 

(Original Title: Die Munteren Sexspiele Unserer Nachbarn) A German sex comedy with essentially no plot, but a whole lotta sexual shenanigans going on in one building.

In the Cold of the Night (1990)

 


An erotic thriller about a dude who keeps having nightmares about killing a mysterious woman - whom he soon meets and falls in love with.

Aug 21, 2021

Flesh Gordon (1974)

 


One of the most well-known x-rated films from the early seventies.  There were a bunch of other sci-fi themed adult films (many covered on VZ1), but this stands out thanks to future f/x gurus like Rick Baker making this look way beyond its $400K budget (which was still pretty substantial for the times).