Jun 24, 2023

Catalog Sex Slaves (1977)

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Operation Orient (1978)

 


(Original Title: Ishyri dosi... sex) A Greek action movie about a race between opposing criminal factions all after a stolen statue full of heroine.

Holiday Greetings from Unterhöschen (1973)

 

(Original Title: Urlaubsgrüße aus dem Unterhöschen) An inn located in the beautiful Upper Bavarian countryside has fallen on hard times due to the guests being primarily the elderly.  Two advertising guys reinvigorate the establishment by bringing in a more swinging clientele. I presumed this was going to be a fairly tame Lederhosen film since it's one of the earlier ones.  In some ways it is, but it also has a ridiculous amount of nudity.

The Rites of Frankenstein (1973)

 

(Original Title: La maldición de Frankenstein) Jesús Franco directs this madness - and it really does feel like a madman's hallucination.  Dr. Frankenstein's daughter is compelled into the service of a sorcerer and his bird woman (!) to create a master race of monsters.

Second Coming Of Eva (1975)

 


(Original Title: Porr i skandalskolan) A girl is sent to a private school for girls when she's caught masturbating.  However, the school proves to provide the opposite of a chaste life, as it's run by a sex crazed aristocrat - who must keep his bad habits secret in order to inherit his fortune.

Swapping Partners (1976)

 

(Original Title: Échanges de partenaires) Two couples get together: one on a honeymoon, the other the honeymoon is long since over, on the verge of divorce.  Along comes a sister who tempts and sabotages their relationships.

Three Shades of Flesh (1977)

 

(AKA Orgien Des Fleisches) As the title indicates, the story centers around three girls of different race: black, asian and white. They decide to stop being led around by men; instead they will take charge in the sex department - even keeping score.

Treasure (1997)

 


An objectively terrible film from every conceivable measure.  A lawyer has information on the location of buried treasure. She enlists the help of two studs, but they are competing against a family out for the same booty.

The Porno Loves of Eva (1979)

 


(Original Title: I porno amori di Eva) The first porn film to have been screened in an Italian cinema - however, the original hardcore version no longer exists (and I'm doubtful the main actresses even performed in them).  The story, such as it is, involves a girl who goes to stay with her uncle and finds everyone to be much more sexually liberated than back home.  

The Joy of Flying (1977)

 


A bored unsatisfied wife becomes inspired for sexual adventure from a book - which leads her to a jetsetting playboy.

Diary of a Half Virgin (1969)

 


(Original Title: Eva - Den utstötta) There's nudity and problematic scenes, but this isn't exactly what you'd call a sexploitation film. It's actually a thoughtful and artistic drama - but with enough sleaze to make it worth our while.  The story involves a girl who comes from a poor foster family.  She develops early and becomes sexually active at a young age - which lands her in trouble with the law.  However, it turns out that much of the town - both high and low caste - have had unbecoming dalliances with her that would prove embarrassing in court.

Games for an Unfaithful Wife (1976)

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Schulmadchen Sex (1983)

 

So, there is a hardcore version and the softcore version called Flotte Biester auf der Schulbank.. which I'm presuming made more sense.  Often, critical plot points get cut in favor of extended sex scenes, and I suspect that happened here.  Regardless, the basic point is that a school teacher inherits a condom factory (and in the hardcore version this is utterly meaningless).  Also, the school principal is a judgemental conservative; however, he seems to be a bit of hypocrite.

L'archisexe (1975)

 


An actress tells her shrink about her various fantasies and sexual encounters... and that's the story in its entirety. 

22 cm (1977)

 

(Original Title: 2 cm oder einige Erlebnisse des stellungssuchenden Gerd M.)  A well endowed loser drifts from job to job.  Eventually his parallel story crosses paths with two women who make their living drugging and stealing from male victims.

Jun 22, 2023

Goin' All the Way! (1981)

 


Like all teen sex comedies during this era (what you might call the golden age of teen sex comedies), the main character is in search of getting laid.  His girlfriend won't put out, and this causes problems in their relationship.

Gamiani (1981)

 


Based on the erotic novel Gamiani, or Two Nights of Excess by French author Alfred de Musset published in 1833. Two nights of excess indeed - this movie is basically one long sex scene as the three protagonists screw around, interrupted only by bits of boring dialog.  Featuring the late great Andrea Albani.

Bambina (1974)

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The Girls of Ukraine (1993)

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Hell's Kitten (1972)

 

Would be just another cheapo skin flick save for the fact that it stars the late great Sandy Dempsey.  For some reason I found this one of her best performances; the movie sucks, but Dempsey owns every frame of this picture and demonstrates why she's so beloved among vintage sexploitation fans.

Lesbian August (1974)

 


(Original Title: Lesviakos Avgoustos) A Greek film about the various conflicts that stem from a brief affair between a fisherman and an aristocrat's daughter.

Hot Young Widows (1978)

 

(Original Title: Veuves en chaleur) A creep uses the obituaries to get access to grieving widows to take advantage of them.

Dear Throat (1973)

 


Obviously a shameless attempt to ride the Deep Throat gravy train; it also a play on Dear Abby. 

Jun 18, 2023

Kinky Ladies of Bourbon Street (1976)

 


This is a lot more interesting than the dumb inapplicable title would indicate. Three women, a flight attendant, a maid and a pop star, all try to commit suicide after suffering misfortune.  In the hospital, they are visited by a mysterious woman named Maud who offers them an alternative - a "joyous death" by joining her at her mansion and live out out their final days having sex.

Initiation of a Married Woman (1983)

 


(Original Title: L'initiation d'une femme mariée) Simon and Babeth appear to be a content couple, but they have contrasting desires when it comes to sex. Babeth lacks enthusiasm for it, while Simon is quite the opposite. However, things turn on a dime as the couple discover that public sex is what works Babeth and they escalate to greater and greater levels of public displays of debauchery. Featuring the great Cathy Ménard.

Journey to Orgasmland (1977)

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Jun 16, 2023

Papaya: Love Goddess of the Cannibals (1978)

 

(Original title: Papaya dei Caraibi) A group of geologists endeavors to relocate a indigenous cannibal community from an island for the purpose of conducting atomic research and building a nuclear reactor. However, the cannibals' female leader cunningly eliminates them individually through seduction.

The Princess and the Call Girl (1984)

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Depravación (1982)

 


A sadistic chain-smoking asshole returns to abuse an old flame, but is too haunted by his dead wife. When he finds her look-a-like, the guy goes full psycho.

Spikey's Magic Wand (1973)

 

Harry Reems can't get it up at home, but seems to have no problem at work.  To solve the age-old issue of impotence, he invents a sex machine. This is an extremely odd flick which seems take place in the future - but in that kitschy Clockwork Orange type of style.  Also note that Different Strokes and Dr. Snake und die geilen Baby Dolls (German) are different versions of Spikey's Magic Wand.

Erotic Cruise (1977)

 

(Original Title: Croisière érotique pour couples complaisants) Two couples go sailing and after having sex for half the movie are kidnapped by pirates.

Bathman from the Planet Eros (1982)

 

(Original Title: Bathman dal pianeta Eros) To say this Italian "Batman" porno is strange would not come close to describing it.  Let's just have a look...

Diedre in Danger (1990)

 


New Year's Eve 1989, Diedre is witness to a murder.  She's subsequently in cooperation with a detective while being pursued by the killer.

Naturellement (2002)

 


Since we're taking a look at another round of nudist films, let's have a look at this French film about a normal middle-aged couple who stay at a vacation house with friends - who turn out to be nudist. Also, check out the full list of nudism films covered on VZ1 here]

Euronaturally (2003)

 

Charlie Simonds released a series of travelogue nudist films on VHS in the UK.   Thus far, we've covered Cap d'Agde Naked City (2000) and Alice's Naked Summer (2004). In this episode, Charlie and four girls tour the Euronat in France.

Adventures in Freedom (2004)

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Extra Marital Orgies (1981)

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Jun 14, 2023

The Affairs of Aphrodite (1970)

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Hostages of Lust (1973)

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Sinful Obsession (1999)

 


Nikki Fritz plays a bored housewife who becomes a prostitute to let off her sexual steam.  However, one of her clients turns out to be a psycho.

Jun 13, 2023

Prostitution Today (1970)

 

(Original Title: Prostitution heute) A Schulmädchen-Report film chronicling prostitution in various German cities.

Private Arrangement (1970)

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Family Jewels (1975)

 


(Original Title: Les bijoux de famille) A wealthy family "devolves" from bourgeois to proletariat upon the death of their patriarch as the chauffeur pounds his way through the women in the family.

A Bit of Everything (1971)

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Dungeon of Lust (1976)

 


An early Annette Haven film where she plays a model who is knocked-out and kept in a dungeon to be sold for sex traffickers.  It's up to her boyfriend to save her.

Marilyn and the Senator (1975)

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Garters and Lace (1980)

 


Really just a bunch of clips from pornos - most featuring John Holmes absolutely impaling various actresses.  No reason to watch this aside from the late great Barbara Peckinpaugh who introduces each segment.  She doesn't perform in any of the sex scenes - but it's Barb, so we gotta watch.

Jun 9, 2023

Swinging Swappers (1973)

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Cécilia (1983)

 

Jesús Franco film about a woman who is raped and subsequently embarks on a sexually free lifestyle which compromises her marriage. One of the more uninhibited roles for Muriel Montossé who spends nearly every scene entirely naked.

Pornografi - A Musical (1971)

 

Ten short films (or loops) by Danish director Ole Ege with a soundtrack by jazz musician Dexter Gordon.