Dec 31, 2022

Affair in the Air (1970)


A cheesy airplane sex romp featuring several sexploitation hall-of-famers: Bambi Allen, Uschi Digard and Sandy Carey.

Dead Eye Dick (1970)

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Dec 30, 2022

Perversions (1976)

 


(AKA Sex Shock) An exhibitionist is interviewed, with her narration serving as the wraparound for a series of vignettes about exhibitionism.

Sex in the Office (1971)

 

(Original Title: Erotik im Beruf - Was jeder Personalchef gern verschweigt - "what every HR manager likes to keep secret") Add this to the seemingly endless supply of Schulmädchen-Report films. From the promotional text: "This new report by the Schulmädchen-Report team shows what every HR manager likes to keep secret, what many do not believe is possible, but what still happens every day. The camera looks behind the facades and often secretly locked doors of office buildings, workshops and storage sheds. The sex revolution is also taking place here."

Lady Hyde (2022)

 


A scientist's wife goes on a murdering spree after his career is ruined due to developing an effective COVID vaccine which goes against moneyed interests.

Dec 27, 2022

Satan Was a Lady (1975)

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Cashback (2006)

 


A guy struggles with a breakup, becomes an insomniac and imagines the customers at a grocery store are frozen in time.  It's probably too good of a movie to include on VZ1, but the time-stop scene does get a bit sleazy and earns at least a quick look.

Hypnorotica (1973)

 

"Warning do not see this film if you are easily hypnotized or suggestion prone, " says the introductory narration. A doctor uses hypnosis to get to the bottom of their sexual hangups.

UK Stripper of the Year (1997)

 

Twelve ladies strip down completely for a small crowd of awkward gentlemen in this UK stripper contest on "X Television".

Dec 24, 2022

The Love Mad Baroness (1970)

 

(Original Title: Die liebestollen Baronessen) An early German sexploitation flick featuring all-stars Andrea Rau and Ingrid Steeger.  A sexologist is the guest of three baroness sisters.  The sexologist is ironically a prude who spazzes out when anyone utters anything that could be construed as sexual.  And the three baronesses are three hotties who become jealous of the sexologist's assistant who basically seduces every man on the estate.

Italy in Pajamas (1977)

 

(Original Title: L'Italia in pigiama) An odd documentary about sex in Italy.  On one hand it plays out like a montage of comedic skits, then takes a hard right into seriously dark content, then another turn into mondo filmmaking (featuring a graphic sex change operation which is what this film ended up being notorious for).  It does contain a sizable amount of nudity and a lot of Italian names I recognize - so thought I'd give it a whirl.  

Colpo Grosso Main Page (1987-)

 

We've covered the German game show Tutti Frutti extensively.  That was a spin-off of sorts from Colpo Grosso, an Italian game show famous for including nudity.  Both shows were mostly filmed at the same Italian studio and became wildly popular among early satellite customers... and also widely criticized by the usual troublemakers - feminists and conservatives.

The Experiment (1983)

 

Directed by Barbara Behr and starring Renee Baker.  A hospital is conducting CIA mind experiments. A human guinea pig escapes and holds the nurses hostage.

Dec 22, 2022

Thriller: A Cruel Picture (1973)

 


(Original Title: Thriller - En grym film) A Swedish exploitation film that gained prominence via Quentin Tarantino's Kill Bill character Elle Driver.  Christina Lindberg is forced into sex slavery and the victim of endless abuse; then "resurrects" as a total badass, enacting vengeance on her abusers.

Housewives Report 3 (1972)

 

We've covered the original Hausfrauen-Report (1971) and its immediate sequel and Housewives Report International (1973). You thought there were a lot of Schulmädchen-Report films; but it was far outnumbered by its spin-offs, which I don't think we'll ever run out of. In this edition, reporters interview housewives who married very young.  This has resulted in challenges for the couples - some ending badly, some getting resolved happily.  The wraparound story involves the researchers - and a couple who are giddily happy, in stark contrast to all the stories herein.

The Slasher (2000)

 


From Jim Haggerty the man who gave us When Death Calls (2012) and Grave Danger (2009) comes this flick about a serial killer and the two detectives on the case.

Summer's Games (1987)

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Sex Search (1987)

 

A strange little movie. Five ladies compete via a striptease (judged by a robot named Herman) and a boxing match.  It's all very staged, and very light softcore. 

Hot Girls on the School Desk (1984)

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Virgin Hostage (1972)

 

It's a Suzanne Fields porno, so I suppose it was worth checking out.  However, it's really just another bump and grind, with nothing to it apart from hairy, sweaty close-ups.

Dec 19, 2022

Frat House (1979)

 


One of the many porn takes on Animal House.  This one involves four frat brothers who want to go on a sex binge before they graduate and enter the real world.

Dec 17, 2022

Tutti Frutti Main Page

 

Tutti Frutti was a German game show based on the Italian show Colpo Grosso.  In fact, it was filmed at the same location with many of the same cast. Both versions of the show became wildly popular for satellite owners - and since they featured nudity, received a lot of critique from the puritans. Perhaps the main attraction were the Cin Cin Girls who we'll meet later.

Everything Goes (1981)

 

Everything Goes was a game show that aired from 1981 to 1983 on the Escapade channel then the Playboy Channel 1984 to 1988.  I actually remember watching this show - first as a scrambled mess (not having the actual Playboy Channel) then later watching it legit - I believe in reruns - in the early nineties.

Dec 12, 2022

The Prowler (1981)

 


At the height of the slasher craze comes this movie with Tom Savini gore effects and a killer wearing WWII soldier gear.

Debbie Duz Dishes III (1987)

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The C Addict (1985)

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Dec 10, 2022

Black Tie Nights - Season 1 (2004)

Beyond the Seventh Door (1987)

 


A criminal released from prison works with another thief who's acting as a maid for a rich guy.  They attempt to break into his treasure vault, but wind up stuck in a maze with increasingly dangerous traps.

Gypsy (1990)

 

From Amir Shervan, who blessed us with Samurai Cop, Killing American Style, and Young Rebels, comes a story of a community of migrant workers abused by their tycoon overlord.  A gypsy comes to their aid and enacts swift justice.

Joy and the Pharaohs (1993)

 


(Original Title: Joy et Joan chez les pharaons) A model stars in an epic film about Cleopatra.  The movie is basically a combination of the Cleopatra film itself, and the backstage actors and crew.  Tons of nudity, but a discombobulated softcore mess.

Dec 9, 2022

Cyborg Hookers (2016)

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Naked Sex (1973)

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Delizia (1986)

 


A Joe D'Amato film about a NYC supermodel who returns to her homeland of Italy to sell off a family castle.  While there, she gets involved with a young man obsessed with her.

Scream of the Blind Dead (2021)

 


A surreal horror film in the vein of Jean Rollin with elements from Amando de Ossorio. A woman is pursued by an Ossorio Blind Dead zombie and we're to understand this is for retribution for a crime she committed.

Blackmailed Women (1989)

 

(Original Title: Chantage De Femmes) A prison social worker is fired after a public sex scandal makes the headlines.  But it seems two prisoners who make a habit of blackmailing are behind it all.  A semi-sequel to Étreintes à la Prison de Femmes (1989).

Dec 3, 2022

Deathstalker IV: Match of Titans (1991)

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Barbarian Queen II: The Empress Strikes Back (1990)

 


I really liked the first Barbarian Queen, so it's about time we get to the sequel. Although it has been a few years since the Deathstalker heyday when the video stores shelves were flooded with Sword & Sandal flicks with Frazetta-like covers (ex. Warrior Queen)- so, we'll see if it still has the mojo.

Amazons (1986)

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The Warrior and the Sorceress (1984)

 


David Carradine stars in another Roger Corman Sword & Sandal flick filmed in Argentina. Planet Ura is running out of water.  In the town of Yamata two warlords battle over a single wellspring.  Kain the warrior steps in to save the people and the always-topless sorceress Naja.

Flying Sex (1980)

 

(Original Title: Sesso Profundo) A woman finds she can never experience sexual pleasure.  A psychiatrist figures out that this is due to childhood trauma of being molested with a model airplane (!) To conquer her hangup she gets a job as flight attendant - and let's just say the therapy works.