Sep 30, 2022

The Acid Eaters (1967)

 


A silly David F. Friedman flick featuring Pat Barrington who is among a group of office workers who party inside a pyramid of LSD.

The Sex Perils of Paulette (1965)

Doris Wishman film with the usual story of a small town gal in search of fame and fortune in the Big Apple who gets corrupted. Darlene Bennett plays the bad girl who lures her into temptation.

Through Dead Eyes (1999)

 


An odd horror-thriller notable for featuring James Doohan, Scotty from Star Trek.  A blind clairvoyant helps a detective solve a series of murders.

The Newlydeads (1988)

 


The spirit of a dead drag queen kills honeymoon couples at a lakeside resort. Truly one of the oddest slasher movies of the eighties.

Prostitution Pornography USA (1971)

 


A pseudo documentary about the sex trade featuring sexploitation all-stars Barbara MillsAnn Perry and Neola Graef.  Each providing tons of gobs of nudity and interesting photographs of their days before becoming actresses. 

The Man-Eater (1999)

 

(Original Title: La Donna Lupo) Would likely be a forgotten art film were it not for Loredana Cannata providing several unsimulated sex scenes and other graphic content.

Twilight Dinner (1998)

 


(Original Title: Chô-inran: Shimai donburi; 超いんらん 姉妹どんぶり) A Japanese vampire movie.  Oops. The vampire element is supposed to be a surprise; however, anyone watching knows that's the deal from the start.  

Forbidden Rage: White Slave Secrets (2002)

 

(AKA Cries of Innocence) In a post-apocalyptic world women are enslaved to bottle water from the world's only source unpoisoned by the plague. 

Talent Agency (1993)

 


(Original Title: Agenzia cinematografica) There's a murder at a talent agency.  But instead of following the clues, we spend the rest of the film watching girls pose and have sex.  In the final few minutes the murder-mystery returns - but by then you'll not care.

My Horny Girl Friend (2003)

 

(Original Title: Big bo yau wak) A sleazy Hong Kong romantic comedy about a girl who gets away from her office job where she's continually sexually assaulted to a beachside resort. There she becomes infatuated with a lifeguard.

Sep 19, 2022

The Innocent Abroad (1972)

 

(Original Title: Die jungen Ausreißerinnen - Sex-Abenteuer deutscher Mädchen in aller Welt; translation: The young runaways - sex adventures of German girls all over the world)  A Schulmädchen-Report film - a series of cautionary tales of German girls who make the mistake of leaving their homeland.  Each girl ends up in spiraling situations of drugs, abuse, rape, murder - you name it, these German chicks are dealing with it. Truly one of the more exploitative Schulmädchen-Report films out there.

The Exotic Dreams of Casanova (1971)

 


A celebrity playboy pays his party guests a thousand dollars if they'll stay for a night of revelry.  Things are going well until the casanova falls from a swing and has a nightmare about being judged for his sinful behavior.

The Brazen Women of Balzac (1969)

 


A bunch of aristocrats get together, read Balzac and fool around with each other's spouses.  It's pretty confusing at first - really hard to keep track of who's who and their relationship to one another.  And to be honest - it can get very boring.  But - and this is a big but - there is a surprising amount of boobs in this picture; so it's got that going for it.

The Good, the Bad and the Beautiful (1970)

 

A thriller which seems like a cross between a Joseph Sarno film and your typical crime-suspense story.  Featuring Jennifer Welles.

Successive Slidings of Pleasure (1974)

 


Extremely surreal French flick about a girl who may be a murderer, artist, witch, prostitute or all of the above accused of murdering her mother, friend, lawyer or all of the above.... or none of the above.  Fuck, I was completely lost.

Malibu Hot Summer (1981)

 

This is mainly known for featuring Kevin Costner (retitled Sizzle Beach USA).  But lets face it, if you're an actor with a career that spans before 1985, you've got a filmography that includes some skin flicks. 

Il Corpo della Ragassa (1979)

 


Another Pygmalion story where the daughter of a sand digger is taken into the home of a pervy rich doctor and taught to be a proper lady.  Starring the oft naked Lilli Carati

You - Signs of Sexuality (1968)

 

(Original Title: Du - Zwischenzeichen der Sexualität) The sixties and seventies saw a number of sleazy sex-education films (sometimes called "white coaters") released including: Freedom to Love (1969), More About the Language of Love (1970), The ABC of Love and Sex: Australia Style (1978), The Postgraduate Course in Sexual Love (1970), and Refinements in Love (1971), Feel (1971) - and even a few in the eighties such as Learning to Love: A Guide to Sex Education (1985). None of these films were fooling anyone - we know they're just excuses for sex and nudity. But while they're winking at us, we're winking right back at them.  This one from German takes a more serious (less exploitative) approach; notable for featuring Karin Schubert.

Love Variations (1970)

 

We've covered a good number of so-called sex-education documentaries (sometimes called "white coaters") [see also: Freedom to Love (1969), More About the Language of Love (1970), The ABC of Love and Sex: Australia Style (1978), The Postgraduate Course in Sexual Love (1970), and Refinements in Love (1971), Feel (1971)] This one is notable as it is supposedly the first British example.  The female "visual aid" in this film is Carolyn Jones who died tragically just a few years after this film.

Confessions of a Lesbos Honey (1975)

 


(Original Title: Meli to kormi tis) A rich widow struggles between her "proper" relationship and a taboo lesbian love affair.

Batbabe: The Dark Nightie (2009)

 


Another Seduction Cinema flick; this one starring Darian Caine as a Dark Knight parody. 

Lustful Addiction (2003)

 


Misty Mundae writes, directs and stars in this rework of the Nick Millard film [AKA A Couple of Trouble (1969)] 

James Bande 00 Sexe (1981)

 


There are an untold number of erotic takes on James Bond [ex. Balls of Thunder (1997) and The Man from O.R.G.Y. (1970)] The best has to be the Danish Agent Jensen films (Sign of Sagittarius and Sign of Scorpio) - and I've heard this French film compared to that, prompting me to check this out.  Let's see how it stacks up.

James Bande versus O.S.Sex 69 (1986)

 


One of at least three James Bande films - a French porno series (obviously knocking off James Bond); this one featuring Marilyn Jess.

The Little Fat One with the Big Long One (1974)

 

(Original Title: Der kleine dicke mit dem großen langen) Two crooks on the run - one short and fat, the other tall and thin (as the title plainly puts it).  They wind up in a small village full of horny and sexually unsatisfied maidents.  What will they do?

Sexual Awakenings (2002)

 


A photographer's wife wants to become a nude model, but he refuses due to a painful incident from his past.

Enquêtes (1979)

 

(Retitled as Call Girl Deluxe) An Alpha France flick starring pretty much every French sexploitation all-star of the day.  The story involves a hapless writer tasked with submitting an erotic tell-all piece.  He enlists the help of Brigitte Lahaie, the head of a call girl agency, to include him on upcoming calls so he can get inspiration.  Unfortunately every time some ridiculous mishap prevents him from getting the scoop.

Bikini Girls from the Lost Planet (2006)

 


More empty calorie sexploitation from Fred Olen Ray who had a long run utilizing the same troupe of actors (and even the same McMansion) for seemingly endless supply of throwaway takes on genre films.

Sep 5, 2022

Naked Vengeance (1985)

 


A rape-revenge film starring Deborah Tranelli while she was still on Dallas. Tranelli also sings the cheesy theme song.She plays a woman who returns to her hometown after her husband is murdered.  There she finds that quite literally every guy in the town is a rapist murderer. 

Illegal Abortion! (1973)

 


(Original Title: Avortement clandestin!) A girl is raped coming home from work.  She finds she's pregnant and unable to get an abortion in France.  

Pleasure Shop on the Avenue (1979)

 


The late seventies/early eighties were awash with home invasion films.  Spurred by genuine concern over rising crime and some truly effective films like House by the Edge of the Park which exploited this fear, these films were everywhere and worldwide.  Some prime examples: Naked Massacre (1976), Last House on the Beach (1978), Devil's Sunday (1979), and Violence in the Flesh (1981).  These films definitely waned in the mid-eighties, but by no means disappeared [see Night of the Wilding (1991)]. This film, in my view, is one of the better examples, and contains some of the best shots of NYC grindhouse street views you'll find.

Feel (1971)

 

The sixties and seventies saw a number of sleazy sex-education films (sometimes called "white coaters") released including: Freedom to Love (1969), More About the Language of Love (1970), The ABC of Love and Sex: Australia Style (1978), The Postgraduate Course in Sexual Love (1970), and Refinements in Love (1971) - and even a few in the eighties such as Learning to Love: A Guide to Sex Education (1985). None of these films were fooling anyone - we know they're just excuses for sex and nudity. But while they're winking at us, we're winking right back at them. 

Here Is Silver Tongue (1976)

 

(Original Title: Ecco lingua d'argento) Sequel of sorts to My Mother's Friend.  A young lad in North Africa obsesses about the ladies staying at his villa while his mother is away.  Featuring nadia Cassini.

101 Acts of Love (1971)

 


The sixties and seventies saw a number of sleazy sex-education films released including: Freedom to Love (1969), More About the Language of Love (1970), The ABC of Love and Sex: Australia Style (1978), The Postgraduate Course in Sexual Love (1970), and Refinements in Love (1971) - and even a few in the eighties such as Learning to Love: A Guide to Sex Education (1985). None of these films were fooling anyone - we know they're just excuses for sex and nudity. But while they're winking at us, we're winking right back at them.

Sessions of Love Therapy (1971)

 


A faux sex education film notable for featuring the top faces in sexploitation at the time - namely Sandy Carey, Sandy Dempsey, Rene Bond and Suzanne Fields.

Sex Play: Greta, Monika and Suzelle (1980)

 

A double-decker bus travels the countryside carrying a an acting troupe aptly named The Amourous Snails. When not having sex (which is rarely) they are putting on their Dracula play.  Until one day a mysterious count pays them to put on a play of his own.

The Condominium (1976)

 

(Original Title: Les petits dessous des grands ensembles) We watch the borderline Vaudevillian happenings at a French condominium surrounding various residents.

Analyze Your Sex (1970)

 

A cheapo softcore flick about a therapist and his patient, amounting to not much more than a series of sex scenes.  But it features Lynn Harris - so, no questions asked, we're pressing play on this one.

The Cello Teacher (1989)

 

(Original Title: L'insegnante di violoncello) A busty cello teacher Serena Grandi causes a stir at the beachside community among horny teens and jealous women. 

Story of O, The Series - 05 (1992)

 

Finishing the Brazilian Story of O series. [Also see - Episode 1Episode 2Episode 3Episode 4,

Story of O, The Series - 04 (1992)

 


Continuing the Brazilian Story of O series. [Also see - Episode 1Episode 2Episode 3Episode 5]

Story of O, The Series - 03 (1992)

 

Continuing the Brazilian Story of O series. [Also see - Episode 1Episode 2Episode 4Episode 5]

Story of O, The Series - 02 (1992)

 

The Brazilian TV series starring Claudia Cepeda. [Also see - Episode 1Episode 3Episode 4Episode 5]

Story of O, The Series - 01 (1992)

 

We covered The Story of O (1975) and found it okay, so let's have a look at the Brazilian TV series. [Also see - Episode 2Episode 3Episode 4Episode 5]

Love Is Her Job (1978)

 

(Original Title: L'amour, c'est son métier) Brigitte Lahaie stars in four short stories (i.e. porn loops).