The Love Witch (1973)

 

Two guys climb aboard The Love Witch, a yacht full of half-naked women who constantly crave sex.

The Passion Network (2001)

 

A woman is questioned about the death of her husband.  She relates an unbelievable story about something called the "Society of the Ring".  Basically her and her husband had been hired by this billionaire's sex club as expert lovers - but things got out of hand.  Stephanie Beaton has said she profoundly regrets doing this movie because of the explicit nudity and sex... which of course ensures that I'm going to watch this.

Trapped in the House (1970)

 

It sounds like a horror movie; it's really about five college girls in a sorority house who are kept away from men by their strict housemother. 

Two Horny Stags on the Run (1976)

 

(Original Title: 2 geile Hirsche auf der Flucht AKA Love Time für heiße Verführerinnen) Two husbands bring their wives to the railway station to see them depart for their holidays. Realising that they are free of family for weekend, they join forces to have some fun and excitement.

Born to Be Maid (1987)

 

An eighties porno about three girls who enroll in a school for maids. Not a lot of cleaning gets done, as you might imagine. 

Perky Teens and Crazy Dudes (1979)

 

(Original Title: Kesse Teens und irre Typen) A sex romp about three friends who travel to the Spanish coast, go to discos and hook up with women.

Into the Mist (2005)

 

 

So, this is actually an adult soap opera.  Who knew there were porn soaps with fairly high production values?  (I'm probably the last to know.)  This takes after Dark Shadows with a gothic flair, but adding naughty bits.  We'll look at the first two episodes.

Derelict (2019)

 

(Full Title: Derelict: The Psychosexual Abduction of Casey and Charlotte) Two girls are stranded in a desert ghost town which is home to a masked psycho. 

The Virgin Rape (1971)

 

Back before they apparently had any concept of being offensive, there was this quaint little porno.  A girl is raped by her three friends, then confides in her parents about the incident. Their response is to have sex with their daughter (!) to show her that sex can be fun too.  Oh, boy.  Well, here we go...

La Vorace (1981)

 

(Original Title: Extases très particulières) A French adult film featuring Marilyn Jess as a girl who watches everyone get action but her.  Her roommate works at a posh brothel screwing half of Paris while she is left alone to play with herself 

The Defiance of Good (1975)

 

A girl is caught doing doing drugs, so her parents send her to a mental hospital.  In this nightmare environment she is abused and raped. 

The Unholy Child (1975)

 

A man comes home from the navy to find his sister an emotional trainwreck and there's a mysterious person following him.

Mirror Images (1992)

 

An early erotic thriller by Gregory Dark starring Delia Sheppard. A rich woman masquerades as her twin sister in order to solve a mystery.

Cyberella: Forbidden Passions (1996)

 

Another example of nineties virtual reality erotica - VRsploitation as I'm calling it. [Other examples Virtual Encounters (1996), Virtual Desire (1995), Vice Academy 5 (1996), Cybererotica: Computer Escapes (1996), Virtual Girl (1998), Virtual Sex (1998), and Emmanuelle 7 (1993)] This one stars the might Debra K. Beatty as a woman whose soul is left in her computer when she dies while using a virtual reality program. She is given four chances to learn the lesson of life so she can move on to heaven. 

Breakfast Sex (1977)

 

(Original Title: Exaspération sexuelle) A silly adult film from France; worth a look as it stars the great Gina Janssen. The plot is like 9 to 5; a boss who treats his female employees like garbage is due for a comeuppance when his staff rally against him.

Orient Express (1996)

 

An Italian adult film with rather elaborate costumes and setting - all taking place aboard a train.  Agatha Christie is surely rolling over in her grave, but it's a damn fine skin flick nonetheless.

Rites of Uranus (1977)

 

Two women are lured into a strange cult fixed on Uranus - and you can take that word at its phonetic meaning.

Sacrilege (1971)

 

Wait - there's a Ray Dennis Steckler satansploitation film I haven't seen with Jane Tsentas as a foxy witch? Let's not dilly dally; press play.

La Rabatteuse (1978)

 

A French adult film about a guy who agrees to keep an eye on his best friend's girlfriend (played by Brigitte Lahaie).  Turns out the girlfriend has a superpower - she can make literally anyone have sex with in minutes.  It's never explicitly stated (at least as far as I can tell) whether it's a supernatural ability or not, but it is uncanny who she triggers one girl after another to have sex with her chaperone. 

The Tiffany Minx (1981)

 

A Roberta Findlay film about a woman who kills her rapists and the ensuing fallout from that event. 

Kreola (1993)

 

City slickers have a way of losing their girls to a surly sea captain on a tropical island. What's this captain got that they don't got? Well, for one he's not a sissified and impotent urbanite.  Let's check out this Italian romantic romp set on Santa Domingo. 

Take Off Your Pants, Ladies (1979)

 

(Original Title: Déculottez-vous mesdemoiselles, AKA Pensione Supersex, Pensionat heißblütiger Teens) A French adult film about the sexual hijinx at a boarding house.

Sinful Temptations (2001)

 

For some reason I thought we had exhausted all of Susan Featherly's work - and here we are.  The title could not possibly more generic - and perfect for this ultra generic erotic thriller.

Dream Master: The Erotic Invader (1996)

 

A professor conducts dream experiments on volunteer students. His hangups with a certain dream mistress put them in jeopardy.

Steamy Windows (1990)

 

A straight-ahead adult film by Gerard Damiano featuring Rachel Ryan as an art gallery owner who struggles with an incident in her past.

Love After School (1974)

  

In the tradition of  Professor of Sex Ed (1973) [and to some extent Love Champions (1985)] a sex education teacher uses visual aids of the most realistic variety.

Gutterballs (2008)

 

I actually liked Ryan Nicholson's Hanger (2009), so figured I'd give another of his films a go. Basically, it's another Troma-esque film where it's over-the-top gore and trashiness are almost cartoonish.  The story involves a girl that's raped and the ensuing revenge at the bowling alley where the teens are offed ten little indians style.

Cleavagefield (2009)

 

Four women run through the streets to escape the alien invasion. A Wynorski jam featuring Brandin Rackley and Julie K. Smith.

Vampire Junction (2001)

 

Jesús Franco delivers another late-stage weird picture.  As he was wont to do during his later years, there's lots of Instagram filters, Microsoft Paint level effects, and zero rhyme or reason for anything. But there is one thing Franco didn't stop doing and that is feature gobs of naked women.

Sex in the Bag (1973)

 

An early porno about a shrink who cures his patients the way you'd expect a shrink in a porno would do it. Featuring a good number of familiar faces: Orita De Chadwick, Nancy Martin, Cleo O'Hara, Candy Samples  and Jill Sweete.

Breakup Sex (2014)

 

A couple get in a terrible fight; subsequently, their friends try and set them up with someone else. And that's pretty much it.

Horror Hospital (2002)

 

(Original Title: Hospital des Grauens) Well, I knew it was an adult film, but given the title thought it might be a fun horror flick in a hospital. I was wrong. Very wrong.

Requiem for a Vampire (1972)

 

A Jean Rollin vampire flick following The Nude Vampire (1970) and Shiver of the Vampires (1972)

Desire (1997)

 

Marilyn Chambers stars in this, yet another example of a film about filming a porno. Other examples include Great Sexpectations (1984), The Sexualist (1973), Deep Jaws (1976), Matinee Idol (1984), Blue Money (1972), Worksex (1979) and The Amateur Pornographers (1982)... and, trust me, there are many more. 

Stacked Racks from Mars (2014)

 

Two aliens take over the bodies of two customer complain operators who are suspicious about their husbands' weekend activities.

Aleta: Vampire Mistress (2012)

 

This may be the worst vampire movie I've ever seen.  (Although, I haven't seen Morbius yet, so that may soon change.) This is really saying something considering we've reviewed nearly a hundred so far, and some have been unbearable. I can't even to begin to give a summary of this film... it's just so boring, so convoluted, so overly ambitious yet lazy.... words fail me.  Let's take a look.

Malicious Martine (1979)

 

(Original Title: Cette malicieuse Martine AKA Secrétaires sans culotte) An insanely sexy and beautifully filmed French adult film starring the great Barbara Moose as a young girl visiting Paris.  Her uncle hires a private investigator to ensure she doesn't get into trouble, but he's always two steps behind her sexual adventures.

Educating Lacy (2006)

 

Holly Hollywood and Laurie Wallace in this ultra low-budget sex flick about a wannabe film director who buys a video camera.  Over and over again, her camera gets co-opted by her friends to film their sexual shenanigans. 

Mobilhome Girls (1985)

 

A quartet of prostitutes decide to take their business on the road in this French adult film. 

Nightcap (2000)

 

So, "Nightcap" was a late-night cable tv show - and of interest because it featured some of the top sexploitation hotties of the day, including Tane McClure, Nikki Fritz and Kim Yates. What we're looking at is a "movie" released which consists of a few episodes rolled into one. 

Souris d'hôtel (1991)

 

A French adult film about a young couple who get jobs at a ritzy hotel. The upper crust guests are constantly having sex - which tempts the couple and tests their relationship.

Pin Up Club (Mar. 1988)

 

[Preceded by Pin Up Club - Feb. 1988] Another episode of the Dutch TV show Pin Up Club. A super sexy and fun slice of pop culture (specifically Euro culture) of the time. You'd be hard pressed to find a funner, sexier and cheesier TV show that is more "eighties".  Basically, this was a magazine show, highlighting erotic topics of the day, and spotlighting music, models, movies, etc.. This particular episode isn't too hot.  It's all about Carnival. While that's interesting, it's not the eighties euro-goodness I was hoping for.

Pin Up Club (Feb. 1988)

 

[Preceded by Pin Up Club - Dec. 1987 followed by Pin Up Club - Mar. 1988] Another episode of the Dutch TV show Pin Up Club. A super sexy and fun slice of pop culture (specifically Euro culture) of the time. You'd be hard pressed to find a funner, sexier and cheesier TV show that is more "eighties".  Basically, this was a magazine show, highlighting erotic topics of the day, and spotlighting music, models, movies, etc.. To give you a whiff of the awesomeness to come in this episode: a Rotterdam wet t-shirt contest, Billy Idol and Jeanine Scheffer.

Pin Up Club (Dec. 1987)

 

[Preceded by Pin Up Club - Oct. 1987 followed by Pin Up Club - Feb. 1988] As mentioned this whole program is a bit of a mystery for me - but I am in love with it.  Not only is it super sexy, it is such a fun slice of pop culture (specifically Euro culture) of the time; you'd be hard pressed to find a funner, sexier and cheesier TV show that is more "eighties".  Basically, this was a magazine show, highlighting erotic topics of the day, and spotlighting music, models, movies, etc.. To give you a whiff of the awesomeness to come in this episode: sexy maid fantasies, nude artist models, and Motley Crue.

Pin Up Club (Oct. 1987)

 

I lived in Europe briefly during the seventies, but never lived or even visited the Netherlands.  I don't speak Dutch very well, so this whole program is a bit of a mystery for me - but I am in love with it.  Not only is it super sexy, it is such a fun slice of pop culture (specifically Euro culture) of the time; you'd be hard pressed to find a funner, sexier and cheesier TV show that is more "eighties".  Basically, this was a magazine show, highlighting erotic topics of the day, and spotlighting music, models, movies, etc..

To give you a whiff of how awesome this is - in just this episode we get an interview with Russ Meyer (!), view an amazing array of seedy theater marquees (and you know how much I love those), and watch a Sabrina Salerno music video.  It doesn't get much better than this.

Lust in Space: The Erotic Witch Project IV (2005)

 

The last in the surprisingly good Erotic Witch Project films. [Preceded by The Erotic Witch Project (2000), Erotic Witch Project 2: Book of Seduction (2000), and Witchbabe: The Erotic Witch Project 3 (2001)]

Erotic Witch Project 2: Book of Seduction (2000)

 

Wynorski's Bare Wench Project movies  more-or-less stayed the same throughout the series, with each sequel a carbon-copy.  Here, we follow in the footsteps of Halloween II where the sequel takes place in a hospital. Picking up from where the first film left off, Darian has been put in a mental ward; her Erotic Witch magic causes everyone in the ward to become horny.

[Preceded by The Erotic Witch Project (2000), followed by Witchbabe: The Erotic Witch Project 3 (2001) and Lust in Space: The Erotic Witch Project IV (2005)]

The Erotic Witch Project (2000)

 

Not to be confused with Wynorski's Bare Wench Project movies which began this same year, this is Seduction Cinema's take on Blair Witch - and this also led to a few sequels (which we'll be covering). 

[Followed by Erotic Witch Project 2: Book of Seduction (2000), Witchbabe: The Erotic Witch Project 3 (2001) and Lust in Space: The Erotic Witch Project IV (2005)]

Pornografie Illegal? (1971)

 

This German movie is a bit of an enigma.  First off, the title makes no sense.  It might be that Alois Brummer was making a statement that censors don't mind the violent content, but have a field day with anything sexual.  Another odd aspect of this film is that it's actually two films cut together.  The original Brummer film plus around forty minutes of William Rotsler's A Taste of Hot Lead (1969).  It's crazy to me that they would combine these films - especially since Brummer's is basically a sex romp while Rotsler's is disturbing and violent. 

The Psychosexuals (1997)

 

 

I love the mid to late nineties "VRsploitation" genre as I'm calling it. Tons of erotic virtual reality based flicks were released on video or late-night cable during this period - including a number covered on VZ1: Virtual Encounters (1996), Virtual Desire (1995), Vice Academy 5 (1996), Cybererotica: Computer Escapes (1996), Virtual Girl (1998), Virtual Sex (1998), and Emmanuelle 7 (1993). So, let's check out this hardcore entry from the infamous Gregory Dark.