Six Swedish Girls in a Boarding School (1979)

 

First of the four-part series that ended with Six Swedes in the Alps (1983).  Six nymphomaniac Swedish girls cause trouble at a boarding school.

Six Swedes in the Alps (1983)

 

(Original Title: Sechs Schwedinnen auf der Alm) The fourth and last part of the "Sechs Schwedinnen" series, and also Erwin C. Dietrich´s final work in the erotic genre.

Lonely Wives (1972)

 

(Original Title: Zum zweiten Frühstück heiße Liebe) A Schulmädchen-Report film (i.e. German "sex report" faux documentary) about lonely wives and their sexual misadventures.

Nurses Report (1972)

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The Quack and His Fast Daughters (1980)

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Housewives Report International (1973)

 

We've covered the original Hausfrauen-Report (1971) and its immediate sequel. This is technically part five in the unending series. You thought there were a lot of Schulmädchen-Report films; but it was far outnumbered by its spin-offs, which I don't think we'll ever run out of.

Sin in the Suburbs (1964)

 

A Joe Sarno film about a suburban neighborhood which spirals towards despair and deviant sexual activity in response to their loveless mid-century suburban lifestyle.

50,000 B.C. (Before Clothing) (1963)

 

"Filmed in exciting nudacolor for nonblushing adults only." A doofus is sent back to prehistoric times where he finds a bunch of nude cavegirls.

Riverboat Mama (1969)

 

Should be paired with Indian Raid, Indian Made (1969) made by the same crew and featuring the same cast, including "kissing bandit" Morganna.

Countess Dracula's Orgy of Blood (2004)

 

A typical low-budget Dracula flick, notable that it features Paul Naschy, albeit in a very small role.

Other Men's Wives (1996)

 

A children's book author is a sex addict, which gets him into all kinds of trouble. 

Virtual Girl 2: Virtual Vegas (2001)

 

Follow up to Virtual Girl (1998) starring Susan Featherly as a computer programming genius who brings her new virtual sex device to Vegas

Pleasure Spots (1972)

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All the Sins of Sodom (1968)

 

A Joe Sarno flick about a photographer who falls under the spell of a weird homeless girl.  

Femalien (1996)

 

Following the same basic story as The Girl from Starship Venus (1975), a hot alien comes to earth and learns about sex.

The Dallas Connection (1994)

 

In this Andy Sidaris film, scientists at a Dallas convention are being taken out by the "bad guys", led by Julie Strain as Black Widow. [We've covered all of Sidaris' Triple B flicks on VZ1 - see the list at the bottom of this review.]

Take It Out in Trade (1970)

 

An Edward D. Wood Jr. film that was thought lost until fairly recently.  While pretty lame overall, it does have flashes of Ed Wood Jr. eccentricities that may make it worth a look.

Scorpion Inc. (1999)

 

A nuclear power plant is emitting unsafe levels of radiation.  When the plant owner can't bribe the inspector, they raid her house to confiscate the incriminating documents.

Andromina: The Pleasure Planet (1999)

 

Andromina used to be the pleasure planet; now, it's boring and empty.  Three guys travel to Eros, a planet inhabited by men-hating hotties, who they recruit to come to Andromina to spark things back up.

Ancient Desires (2000)

 

A tomb raider reawakens an ancient female mummy who can only stay alive and grow in power by having sex

Hot Club California (1999)

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Mob Job (1973)

 

A grade-z adult film about a songwriter pursued by the mob.  Notable only for an appearance by Kathy Hilton.  If the songs in this movie were not just illegally lifted, this film would easily have the greatest soundtrack in history.  Featuring Stevie Wonder, Tower of Power, Pink Floyd, Curtis Mayfield and Joe Walsh.

Diary of a Sinner (1974)

 

Two losers tired of living decide to make a suicide pact; but, before their death, they plan to live as sinfully as possible for one week.

The Caper (1970)

 

An obscure Kathy Hilton flick where she plays a photographer who has sex with her subjects... and anyone else who strolls along.

Doctor Studley (1969)

 

A new doctor is hired - and given his name, "Dr. Studley" is should come as no surprise that he woos all the women in the office.  This is an ultra cheapo with no credits; so, unfortunately, no idea who any of the actors are in this film.

Solitaire (1996)

 

Let's do one more Kehli O'Byrne film; for O'Byrne completists only, as this is total and complete garbage.

The Last Embrace (1997)

 

A socially awkward accountant finds his true love in a virtual reality program.  The girl on the other end of the modem is also having her own issues, which will complicate them ever getting connected in the real world.

Watch Me (1995)

 

Kehli O'Byrne started out on family friendly TV with a regular role on 21 Jump Street and other, less notable gigs. Then, in the mid to late nineties she tried her luck in erotic films, primarily late-night cable fare, before finally moving back to family friendly TV, including a bunch of Hallmark Christmas work. This film is an unoriginal, forgettable Skinamax flick, but Kehli O'Byrne provides a surprising amount of full frontal nudity; so, thought it was worth a closer look.

Delirium (1979)

 

The lurid VHS cover art has always made me curious about this "video nasty".  Turns out, it's not nearly as sleazy and interesting as the cover suggests.  The story involves a group of Vietnam vets who carry out vigilante justice.  When one of their soldiers goes rogue and starts killing innocent women, their group finds themselves pursued by the police.

Animal Attraction III (2001)

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Passion & Romance: Double or Nothing (1997)

 

Written by The Great One - no, not Wayne Gretsky.  I mean Rolfe Kanefsky.  This is sort-of a throwaway flick, primarily intended for late-night cable back in the glory days of Skinamix.  

The Coming of Sin (1978)

 

(Original Title: La visita del vicio) Another José Ramón Larraz film; this one about a gypsy girl who's haunted by weird visions of a guy on horseback.  As her visions become reality, tragedy looms.

Diary of Lust (2000)

 

A sex researcher is tasked with vetting a group of bidders on a castle with an erotic past. Featuring Mia Zottoli and Susan Featherly.

Virtual Sex (1998)

 

Originally released on late-night cable as Sex Files: Digital Sex (1998), this ends up being not much more than a pastiche of clips from other, much better movies.

Bikini Spring Break (2012)

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The Telling (2009)

 

A sorority ritual involves telling scary stories, leading to an anthology of horror tales told by the pledges.

Bikini Model Academy (2015)

 

Two stoners decide to start a bikini model academy, but are thwarted by a rich asshole.  A competition for all the stakes is hosted by Morgan Fairchild.

Sex Pot (2009)

 

A raunchier and stupider version of Superbad, with gobs of nudity and a sleazy offensive energy that should be requisite for any sex comedy. 

Celebrity Sex Tape (2012)

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Nightmare (1981)

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Sledgehammer (1983)

 

From David A. Prior, the man who gave us Killer Workout (1987), a national treasure.  It's your typical slasher story where a sexually traumatized kid grows up to kill youthful partiers with a signature weapon.

Night Killer (1990)

 

(Original Title: Non aprite quella porta 3) Directed by Claudio Fragasso with finishing touches by my main-man Bruno Mattei, the film follows a Freddy Krueger type slasher and beleaguered victim played by seventies and eighties TV regular Tara Buckman.

Body Melt (1993)

 

Residents of a peaceful suburban town are unknowing guinea pigs for an experimental drug which has an unfortunate side-effect: body melting.

The Dead Pit (1989)

 

In 2003, I purchased Fangoria's 101 Best Horror Movies You've Never Seen which led me to a good number of obscure horror flicks, but most of them were impossible to find back then.  One film I was particularly curious about was The Dead Pit, which remained elusive for me over the next decade or so. 

Invasion of the Pod People (2007)

 

An Invasion of the Body Snatchers ripoff (as if the title didn't already make that clear).  

Shadowzone (1990)

 

A sleep experiment uncoveres a gateway through the unconscious mind to a parallel dimension where they make contact with a life form they call "John Doe".

Necromancer (1988)

 

A student is raped and seeks revenge via a newspaper ad, which unleashes a vengeful demon upon her assailants. 

Testing the Limits (1998)

 

A couple get stranded in the middle of nowhere; but they're in luck.  The nearest cabin happens to be the site of a nude photoshoot where Lorissa McComas is busy baring all.  Meanwhile, the model's creepy boyfriend is stalking her every move.

Hindsight (1996)

 

"Where your every dream comes true... and the only cost is your soul."  A boring softcore romance with appearances by Robert Forster and John Phillip Law who clearly just wanted an easy check.

Platinum Blonde (2001)

 

Holly Sampson plays a cupid who intervenes in human affairs so that her selected pairs can hump their brains out.