The Key to Sex (1999)



"The boss's mansion. The boss's girlfriend. Someone's gonna get burned." Maria Ford, Jacqueline Lovell, and Monique Parent star in a film about not much more than sexual adventures whilst house-sitting. 




























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RATING: ☆☆☆☆☆☆ 6/10

REVIEW: A rousing success in terms of straight-up heat. However, it's just sex scenes clumsily tied together with brief, pointless non-sex scenes. Every non-sex scene is simply a means to quickly get us to the next sex scene.  Which, I suppose, is alright with me.



The best scene has to be when Jacqueline Lovell suddenly appears on screen with only wearing a strap with leather boots - providing the mother of all crotch close-up shots.  Just wow.


Suffice it to say, Maria Ford wasn't afraid of pointing her crotch at the camera in the nineties.  Her striptease in Stripteaser from a few years prior is proof of that.



On watching one of her movies with her daughter: "My daughter has only seen one of my nude films. She is 16 years old now and I let her watch Head of the Family for the first time this past January. She initially was not happy I was naked so much."

"I'm sick and tired of doing movies where they just want a bunch of love scenes. It's just kind of getting old and I feel I've done my share. I don't have to be in a movie where there's a sex scene every 15 minutes. I'm turning down those roles."

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  1. Tip for fans of Jaqueline Lovell: go to IAFD and search for a performer named Sara St. James. You can thank me later.

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