"The boss's mansion. The boss's girlfriend. Someone's gonna get burned." Maria Ford, Jacqueline Lovell, and Monique Parent star in a film about not much more than sexual adventures whilst house-sitting.
CHARACTERS
- Christy (Maria Ford), aspiring actress
- Alan (Francis O'Leary), movie producer; Christy's boyfriend
- Simon (Scott Carson), Alan's assistant
- Michael (Christian Malmin), Alan's colleague
- Tina (Monique Parent)
- Matt (Eric Acsell), Michael's friend
- Ring (Jacqueline Lovell), Matt's girlfriend
- Carrie (Jeannie Millar), secretary
- Liza (Amber Herrel), Christy's friend
RATING: ☆☆☆☆☆☆ 6/10
REVIEW: A rousing success in terms of straight-up heat. However, it's just sex scenes clumsily tied together with brief, pointless non-sex scenes. Every non-sex scene is simply a means to quickly get us to the next sex scene. Which, I suppose, is alright with me.
The best scene has to be when Jacqueline Lovell suddenly appears on screen with only wearing a strap with leather boots - providing the mother of all crotch close-up shots. Just wow.
On watching one of her movies with her daughter: "My daughter has only seen one of my nude films. She is 16 years old now and I let her watch Head of the Family for the first time this past January. She initially was not happy I was naked so much."
"I'm sick and tired of doing movies where they just want a bunch of love scenes. It's just kind of getting old and I feel I've done my share. I don't have to be in a movie where there's a sex scene every 15 minutes. I'm turning down those roles."
Tip for fans of Jaqueline Lovell: go to IAFD and search for a performer named Sara St. James. You can thank me later.
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