Video Zeta One: Video Zeta Lists

If there's one thing I enjoy doing it's making a list for no goddamn reason at all. With going on five thousand films under our belt, there's plenty of material to pull from. From cataloguing tropes to ranking nude scenes by year, we've got plenty of material to pull from; so, let's have a look at some Video Zeta Lists

NUDE SCENES

Aside from the fact that the very nature of this list is totally subjective and a matter of personal preference, I did try to at least try to think on how to approach this list and judge the films. As with Mr. Skin [see Mr. Skin's list - VZ1 List #12], you do have to consider who is actually getting naked; however, unlike Mr. Skin it's not weighted quite so much on celebrity.

A second point of assessment is how memorable and outstanding the scene is. So, right off the bat, a lot of sex scenes get discounted because they're generally all the same. So, for example, a Ginger Lynn sex scene is, well, pretty ho-hum par-for-the-course... but Ginger Lynn getting a prison delousing - now that's cinema magic!

Another example of this point is where an unexpected nude scene comes out of nowhere. The standard illustrations of this are Just One of the Guys, The Woman in Red, and Doc Hollywood - and the fact that you don't need me to tell which scenes we're talking about is all the evidence you need that the unexpected element is perhaps the most powerful in making a nude scene memorable. Now here are the lists!

VIDEO ZETA SCORECARDS