Lawyer Luau (2002)

 

A businessman burdened by frivolous lawsuits takes revenge against the lawyer - by having her for dinner. Another W.A.V.E. film with Debbie D as the main course.

Patty Hampton (Debbie D) is a lawyer who has been hitting businessman Henry Schultz (Luke Marlowe) with so many frivolous lawsuits he can't even afford to put food on the table.

Patty rubs it in Henry's face further complaining that she's gaining weight eating so much caviar. Henry looks at her and says, "I think I just got an idea how to put food on my table."

Henry pictures Ms. Hampton naked - but it's not out of any erotic attraction.  Rather, he's imagining her as his next meal.

Time passes and Patty is surprised to find Henry showing up at her office.  His next payment isn't due for another couple weeks.

Henry pulls out a gun and forces her to come with him. He straight up tells her he's going to eat her.

En route to Henry's place, they meet a guy named Don.  Patty gives him every clue in the book that she's being abducted, but he doesn't catch on.

They arrive at Henry's place and Patty is forced to disrobe.

Patty stops being frightened and actually begins to enjoy this kinky game.  She doesn't realize Henry is serious about his cannibalism.

He preheats the oven.

Henry paints Patty with butter.  She still thinks this is just kinky fun.

By the time it starts to dawn on Patty that this is no joke, it's a bit too late.

Weeks later, Henry receives a call notifying him that Patty Hampton has gone missing.  He enjoys his meal and the freedom from having to pay her frivolous lawsuits anymore. THE END

CHARACTERS
Patty Hampton (Debbie D)
Henry Schultz (Luke Marlowe)

RATING: ★★★★☆☆☆☆☆☆ 4/10

REVIEW: For what it is (a W.A.V.E. short), it's fine, but to keep the food analogy going, it would have been nice to have some side dishes. There was no room for anything but setup then fetish.  We could have had Patty escape only to be recaptured, or maybe Don gets wise to what's going on and comes over... I don't know, something.  But again, this was just a W.A.V.E. short film, so what else should we expect. Perhaps its best quality is that it keeps things light and campy - no need to get dark and serious with this one.