1990 was not the best of years for exploitation films. The slashers and teen sex comedies had mostly come and gone. And the late-night erotic thrillers hadn't yet hit cable. Your best avenue to see a sexploitation film was the video store - and the old-school establishments had already been swept away by bigger chains less inclined to stock their shelves with problematic cassettes. So, it was definitely a deep valley in the history of sexploitation cinema. Yet, we still can find these 60 top shelf nude scenes worthy of our list.
(Note that this list was already published a few months back, but it needed a revision before we can proceed to other years.)
(#60) FABIOLA TOLEDO - NATIONAL NONSENSE (1990)
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(#58) DIANA HERRERA -
DEAD IN THE GRAVE AND ALIVE TOO (1990)
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(#56) MELISSA MOORE -
THE INVISIBLE MANIAC (1990)
(#55) ROXANNA MICHAELS -
CAGED FURY (1990)
Roxanna Michaels gets a new inmate inspection. Also note that there's a shower scene later featuring Michaels, but it's a bit hard to see.
(#52) MARIA FORD -
THE HAUNTING OF MORELLA (1990)
Debbi Stevens does her idiot gardener
A nurse is called in to give an old man a boner before he dies, so she removes her uniform. Note that Crawford was actually a very successful stuntwoman.
Criminals are paid 100 rubles for every rape committed to distract the police force. Nazareva is one of those victims.
If you know slasher movies, you know Zhivago will bite the dust before the credits roll. Taking a shower in a horror flick is a definite no-no.
No amount of explanation will do this justice - you have to see the movie and appreciate the insanity of this scene.
Actress Lisa Michelle Axelrod began as a video vixen, even appearing in
The Decline of Western Civilization Part II: The Metal Years. She went on to getting a master's degree and pursuing more meaningful pursuits. Here's she's thrown butt naked through a window by the killer.
Jerkoff notices "There is something in the atmosphere that makes it impossible for the male to pop a boner!" He opens Kelly's blouse to see if he gets an erection and does not. Note that this is the only bit of nudity from Robyn Kelly in this whole movie.
Sebastian washes off the whipped cream at the start of the movie... and incomprehensibly no further nude scenes the rest of the film.
Frank is bitten by a vampire and provides the only real nudity in the movie
The straight-laced professor checks herself out before being attacked by a mob of men in wolf masks. Yes, you read that right.
Blake whips these mammaries out on two occasions in The Invisible Maniac. Stephanie Blake played the "singing nurse" in Ferris Bueller's Day Off
A visitor can't believe what he's seeing as Lui gets shitfaced drunk and takes all her clothes off.
(#29) ANDREA SETZER -
GREETINGS FROM LEDERHOSEN 7 (1990)
Setzer pretends to have a wild orgasm to make the wife in the other room jealous
The creature goes up Hunter's vagina and out her mouth (!); unfortunately (or fortunately depending on your perspective), it's poorly lit and most of this is not visible. I must admit, did not see a nude scene from Neith coming.
Demy gets completely nude at a discotheque
Kalei Shallabarger's fish tank drowning is an an unexpectedly ghoulish moment as her dead body is animated by the invisible man like a macabre puppet.
(#21) LINNEA QUIGLEY - LINNEA QUIGLEY'S HORROR WORKOUT (1990)
It seems like a family friendly TV movie until the home invasion where Cummings is gang raped. Not much is shown on screen, but still a shocking moment.
(#17) JULIETTE CUMMINS - CLICK: THE CALENDAR GIRL KILLER (1990)
Actress Juliette Cummins was an Olympic gymnast, but missed her chance when the US boycotted in 1980. She was in some TV then left acting to become a teacher.
(#16) REBEKKA ARMSTRONG - THE IMMORTALIZER (1990)
A perverted orderly sneaks into the room and pulls down the sheets and pulls up June's hospital gown. Poor Rebekka Armstrong. Basically the only time she's even conscious for the entirety of the film is the first and final five minutes. The rest of the time, she's getting manhandled while she sleeps. What a role!
(#15) EMMANUELLE ESCOURROU - BABY BLOOD (1990)
Escourrou provides an extremely long nude scene as her robe is pulled off, she kills a guy, gets penetrated by a parasite and then washes up.
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Cecelia Wilde kitchen appliance murder - Yeah, it's pretty grotesque, but this scene is extremely memorable as Wilde is killed with an electric hand mixer. As she's found by the various greeks the image of her with blouse open is particularly jarring.
Lana's fight in the mud topless was nice, but when she's captive in the dungeon, that's some top tier shit.
Cassandra Delaney in the "Boom Boom Room". The fact that Delaney was married to John Denver makes this particularly special for some reason.
(#11) LANA CLARKSON - THE HAUNTING OF MORELLA (1990)
Clarkson was a goddess; fuck Phil Spector
Shannon McMahon gets groped while asleep. This was insanely unexpected - it doesn't happen until the movie is practically over - from a character you'd never expect to get naked, especially in such a sleazy way as she's passed out. Add to that, McMahon has gone on to great success as a producer, producing material for the Discovery Channel and Animal Planet, including "Toddlers and Tiaras"
(#9)
EDY WILLIAMS -
BAD GIRLS FROM MARS (1990)
Edy Williams among legends - Can we just pause for a moment on the glory of this moment? From right we have an all-time great sex bomb Edy Williams, the mighty Fred Olen Ray, and Mark Thomas McGee writer of
Inner Sanctum, Sorority House Massacre II, Hard to Die, and many other VZ1 classics.
(#8)
JULIE AUSTIN -
NIGHT OF THE WILDING (1990)
Not your ordinary shower going on here; this one seems to go on a while as they cut back and forth to the violence going on in the other room. More importantly, this falls into the 'unexpected' category. A surprise moment from Julie Austin - and the film itself, which seems like a PG TV movie aside from the titular "wilding" scene.
Banti is naked a lot in this film; but this raw sauna scene is the reason the pause-button was invented
Disturbing necrophilia implications aside, Orgill is naked throughout the film. She's a corpse that a morgue worker becomes obsessed with.
Valverde isn't wearing panties... and the paparazzi notice and zoom in. This actually serves as a central plot point of the movie.
Buckman was in a shit ton of TV back in the seventies and eighties, and delivers a surprising amount of boobs in this film; it's almost a drinking game how many times her boobs make an appearance.
(#3) JANE WINDSOR - GREETINGS FROM LEDERHOSEN 7 (1990)
It's not just on the merits of this one scene that Windsor deserves high marks - it's the entire damn film. She provides high quality nudity throughout - of the most gratuitous variety. So amazing that if you put this at number one I wouldn't even be mad - and even more amazing when you consider this was Windsor's only IMDb credit!
(#2) GAIL THACKRAY - HARD TO DIE (1990)
Never mind why there's a shower in this office, or why she feels the need to shower in the first place.. this is Gail Thackray, one of the top sexploitation queens ever, full stop.
(#1) MAUREEN FLAHERTY - SHADOWZONE (1990)
Maureen Flaherty in the sleep chamber, from the start of the film to the end. Okay, this was just insane. Flaherty is a legend for her nineties bikini movies; a VZ1 favorite. In this film she gives Mathilda May in
Lifeforce (1985) a run for her money - as she is butt naked in this so-called sleep chamber for the duration.
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