Jun 24, 2023

The Porno Loves of Eva (1979)

 


(Original Title: I porno amori di Eva) The first porn film to have been screened in an Italian cinema - however, the original hardcore version no longer exists (and I'm doubtful the main actresses even performed in them).  The story, such as it is, involves a girl who goes to stay with her uncle and finds everyone to be much more sexually liberated than back home.  


The mayor's estate - it's a respectable home.

 But behind closed doors we find the mayor doinking the maid Innocenza (Eleonora Spinelli).



Outside, the mayor's daughter Eva (Eleonora Green) plays with walkie-talkies with her pal Bobbie.
 
Eva goes off into the woods wearing very little clothing testing the walkie-talkie long distance.


Bobbie finds her, but suddenly he isn't so interested in walkie-talkies anymore.

Eva begs Bobbie to stop, but he rapes her.

So, the original version supposedly dealt more with Eva's trauma resulting from this incident.  Unfortunately, the surviving softcore version seems to forget this rape ever occurred.

The mayor takes Eva to his brother's house.  She's to stay with her uncle for a few days vacation.

Uncle Leone (Claudio Perone) and his woman Cecilia (Guia Lauri Filzi)

The house servant Cesare (Spartaco Battisti) escorts Eva and her father

She greets her cousin Letizia (Zaira Zoccheddu)


They immediately change into their bikinis.


Cesare watches intently.

Eva greets Uncle Leone.

Letizia and Eva hang out with Carlo by the pool

Letizia goes topless

She pressures Eva into going topless too.


Cesare delivers food to Cecilia.  A running gag is all the female nudity Cesare happens upon in this household.

Leone meets a random woman and has sex with her.


Leone seems to have eyes for his niece Eva as well.


Enter Klaus Katz (Rodolfo Licari).  This man is supposed to provide comic relief the rest of the film, but I found him as funny as a root canal.

Eva and Letizia embark on a little incest

Again, Klaus is as funny as a funeral dirge

He's also a perv


Uncle Leone makes headway with his niece.




Yeah, this happens.

Cesare, as per usual, gets an eyeful of bad behavior.


Eva leave, and Cecelia takes her place


Cesare brings the orange juice, again getting an eyeful.

Uncle Leone says goodbye to Eva... in the original release I suspect there was some revenge action going on here.

Leone returns his niece to the mayor. THE END

Lots of nudity, but not much else. Would like to see the original cut. I'm sure Eleonora Green and Zaira Zoccheddu have body doubles, but I have a feeling the story is more centered around the rape and subsequent trauma - manifesting in revenge against Uncle Leone.  Instead, we get this nondescript Twinkie.

  ★★★★☆5/10

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