Spikey's Magic Wand (1973)

 

Harry Reems can't get it up at home, but seems to have no problem at work.  To solve the age-old issue of impotence, he invents a sex machine. This is an extremely odd flick which seems take place in the future - but in that kitschy Clockwork Orange type of style.  Also note that Different Strokes and Dr. Snake und die geilen Baby Dolls (German) are different versions of Spikey's Magic Wand.

Dr. 'Spikey' Spykel (Harry Reems) has weird dreams

He dreams his wife Mrs. Jane Spykel (Georgina Spelvin) is some kind of naked jungle girl.

There's a blonde jungle girl here too

But it's just a dream.  Mrs. Jane Spykel is really in the bath.

Spikey and Jane's marriage is stale and sexless; Jane presumes he's impotent.

Since her husband is unable to perform, she enlists the services of the chauffeur

Spikey works at C.O.C.K. 

Tia (Any Mathieu) the receptionist

Spikey (who the staff call "Dr. Snake" for some reason) gives Tia a good groping on his way in.

Suzette (Andrea True) and Jean (Helen Madigan) are his personal secretaries

Spikey invites Jean to his office for dictation

He takes off her clothes and throws her on the couch

Suzette walks in.

She's shocked at first, but quickly joins the fun

Tia watches all the action on the security camera

Suzette finds Tia in this compromising position and takes advantage

Spikey finishes up with Jean

Uh-oh, Jane has arrived at the office.

Suzette sees Jane on the closed circuit TV and presumes she's a reporter from the NY Times.

Jane goes along with the mistaken identity to see where it leads

It leads to a test demonstration of Spikey's new invention - a sex machine that enables "multi-ultra-turbo orgasms"

Tia is prepped by Suzette for the sex-machine test. Jane - wearing a mask (so not identifiable by Spikey)  - also is readied, as is her chauffeur.

 

Before they press 'start' Jean is brought in as a conduit

Ready-set-go!  The whole place quakes with the energy.

The masked woman is positioned for penetration by Spikey

Her mask is removed as she's penetrated... it's Jane!

Spikey can't believe it.

He's finally able to have sex with his wife.  A happy ending.

Holy shit that was weird - but that's what makes these early seventies skin flicks so fun to watch. Early seventies pornos are like Whitman's Samplers - you never know what you're going to get; it could be a gritty roughie, or a silly oddity like this.

★★★★★★☆☆☆☆6/10