Bathman from the Planet Eros (1982)

 

(Original Title: Bathman dal pianeta Eros) To say this Italian "Batman" porno is strange would not come close to describing it.  Let's just have a look...

On the Planet Eros, Elias (Riccardo Zamagni) a dim-witted robot is given his mission to destroy Bathman and his sidekick Bathbaby on earth.

So, apparently Bathman and Bathbaby are actually aliens like Superman.  While they lived on Eros they were sexual dynamos.  Bathman was called Eroticon then.  In this flashback he demonstrates his sexual prowess (the great Cathy Ménard in front). 

Bathbaby was called Klito-Bell before she left Eros for earth.

Klito-Bell has sex with Cathy Ménard

Present day - Klito Bell is now Bathbaby (Nadine Roussial)

Eroticon is now Bathman (Mark Shannon), much older and not the sexual dynamo he once was

The commissioner (Luigi Tripodi) and his wife (Guia Lauri Filzi)

The city is cold merciless place.  Sabrina Mastrolorenzi is attacked by three rapists who work for the Penguin.

Bathman hears the distress signal and is on his way

The superheroes arrive and send the villains packing.

Sabrina doesn't recognize them, but Bathbaby shows her scrapbook to fill her in.

They try on some clothes and have sex

Later, Elias has found the superheros.  The robot jumps in bed with Bathbaby, and Bathman jumps on top.  However, Elias disappears making Bathman land on top of Bathbaby.

But that is just what Bathbaby wants - forever horny for Bathman who is always too tired and feeble.

Cathy Ménard and Pauline Teutscher are essentially Catgirls.  They sneak into the police commissioner's office.

Cathy holds a gun to the commissioner's head

Then Cathy Ménard and Pauline Teutscher randomly have sex

Bathman arrives in the nick of time

But he's outnumbered

Poker and his minions are there

Bathman thinks he has the tables turned, but the commissioner has been turned gay (um, okay).

Elias gets his report from Eros atop Bathbaby's car as she gets her own report from Bathman.

The police commissioner's wife wife (Guia Lauri Filzi) is taking care of business

The Penguin arrives with his henchmen

But the wife is not threatened because she wants a piece of the henchmen

Bathbaby saves the commissioner's wife... but she didn't want to be saved and fights her.

Elias has a plan.  He tells Sabrina to hold a party in celebration of Bathman and Bathman for rescuing her from the rapists.

The party begins with the superheroes the guests of honor

In the bathroom at the party, Ornella Picozzi has sex with some dude

Sabrina walks in on them - then joins in.

Elias turns everyone at the party naked and they all have sex in a giant orgy, with Bathman getting it from all directions.

Ornella finishes where she left off in the bathroom.  THE END

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 Points for being incredibly fucking weird. I did my best to walk you through this insane shitshow, but it has to be seen to be believed.

★★★★★☆☆☆☆☆5/10