Dec 24, 2024

Maschio latino cercasi (1977)



(AKA L'affare s'ingrossa/ Latin Male Wanted ) An anthology of sex comedy segments.
















































CHARACTERS
RATING: ★★★★★★☆☆☆☆ 6/10

REVIEW: [05/23/21] A lot of Italian talent at work here, but the segments weren't that great. Neither too sleazy or too funny, everything feels pretty milquetoast.

SECOND SPIN: [12/24/24] Yes, it's nothing particularly special, but I was able to appreciate the energetic and manic brand of comedy more this time around. And also, yes it wasn't too sleazy - definitely not what you'd call raunchy - it still wasted no opportunity to provide T&A of some form. Another plus is the fact that none of the five segments could be considered a dud. Usually, when you have five or so vignettes in an anthology, at least one of them is going to be a stinker. Lastly, it just doesn't seem right to say a film is milquetoast when Gloria Guida is butt naked.


SYNOPSIS

Segment 1: "Accadde a Napoli" - It Happened in Naples
A German pedophile tourist (Gianfranco D'Angelo) is hunting around the back alleys of Naples in search of an underage virgin. The tourist meets Carmine (Vittorio Caprioli) who promises to help him out. He shows the tourist a prostitute (Ulla Johannsen) and the camera pans down her body. But the tourist wants an underage girl. So Carmine hooks him up... He's introduced to 14 year old Carmelina (Brigitte Petronio). Carmelina gets undressed to get to bed with the tourist. The lights go out. They fool around in bed, and when the lights are turned back on, the tourist finds he's been in bed with a big ugly transvestite (Mauro Vestri).

Segment 2: "Stanotte o mai più" - Tonight or Never
Gigia (Gloria Guida) is an erotic film actress. Bislecchi (Gino Bramieri) is a rich businessman who has been admiring her from afar. Gigia delivers the bad news to Bislecchi that he's too old for her. So, he pays a doctor a lot of money to rejuvenate his youth. After filling him with nuts and bolts (basically turning him into a robot), the doctor tells him that he cannot have sex for fifteen days. With Gigia around, that's going to be very hard. Donning his new young face, he goes to see Gigia. Gigia invites Bislecchi to her room. She takes off all her clothes. He takes one look at that bush and can't help himself. They have incredible sex, but it reverts him back to his old age.

Segment 3: "L'amnistia" - The amnesty
Amilcare (Aldo Maccione), released from jail, goes to the home of a retired colonel (Luciano Salce). He seeks the services of the colonel's wife (Dayle Haddon) a lawyer. As the colonel and his lawyer spouse work together to assist him, Amilcare starts to get aroused. She nonchalantly rubs her boob, and Amilcare is transfixed. Papers fall below the desk, and Amilcare gets another view. Amilcare, on the pretext of getting information on rape charges, stages a hypothetical reenactment. So, he ties up the colonel. He forces the wife to the stairs where her dress opens and she faints. The colonel watches in horror as his wife revives and they have sex on the stairs, right in front of him.

Segment 4: "Gennarino l'emigrante" - Gennarino the emigrant
Anna (Stefania Casini) is the wife of Gennarino (Orazio Orlando). Gennarino has no problem making love to his wife... but when it's an actress in front of a camera, that's another story. Gennarino shows up for the part of stud in a porno. The director's assistant (Helga Richter) greets him at the front desk. As she lowers her notebook, Gennarino sees her boobs are poking through holes cut in her shirt. On the porno set. The smanic and eccentric director gives directions. Now we see why there are holes in her shirt. When he reaches his emotional limit, he calms his frustrations by grabbing hold of his assistant's boob. Gennarino can't make it work on set, and gets chewed out by the director. Back in the bedroom, Gennarino is able to do what he can't do on set. So, Anna disguises herself a harem girl on the set in the hopes that her husband will now be able to make it work it work. The punchline is that Gennarino and Anna fall into a cuddly husband and wife lovemaking session, instead of the hardcore porno the director wants.

Segment 5: "Scambio made in Germany" - Exchange made ​​in Germany
A Sicilian baron, Nicolino di Castropizzo (Carlo Giuffrè), and his wife Sisina (Adriana Asti), travel to Germany. They had planned to meet with a swingers couple, but they chicken out and skedaddle. They tour the red light district. The prudish and sheltered couple are blown away by the decadence. At the sex shop. The red light district gives them the resolve to meet the swingers again. They play strip poker. [Not sure who the actress is playing the swinger wife, but she takes it all off at the poker table.] Nicolino is struggling, but Sisina is embracing the debauchery. Time to swap. Nicolino is awkward at first, but is soon having fun. When Nicolino hears Sisina's screams of delight coming from the adjacent room, he's beside himself. Sisina gets totally into the sex, releasing the animal within her... so much that the house begins to rumble and quake from the banging. The blonde squeals in horror as the walls literally fall down around her. The fire department has to come and put out the aftershock from Sisina's wild sex. THE END

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