A great intro as our main character Jenny Williams (Linda Carol) is caught in a gun battle initiated by her boyfriend Billy.
Even though she wasn't a part of the robbery she's sentenced to three years. Jenny finds herself in the paddy wagon with a weird girl named Lisa Stewart (Sherri Stoner). Lisa seems to have the mind of a small child and she clutches her stuffed animal.
In the back of the vehicle is Nicky (Laurie Schwartz), who has already been to this reform school before. She has her arms around her new 'friend' Kelly (Robin Watkins)
Full frontal nudity from Linda Carol
The delousing spray is turned on the girls
Lisa can't bear to hand over her stuffed animal; the guards let her keep it.
Dr. Norton (Charlotte McGinnis) the psychologist wants to help, but Jenny doesn't trust anyone at this point.
She takes away Lisa's stuffed animal
The girls are introduced to their roommates
Edna has to break up their fight
Lisa is starting to lose her mind
The girls get ready for bed
Charlie puts a knife to Paula, making sure she knows who's boss
Lisa sneaks into the warden's office to get her stuffed animal back but is caught
Another shower scene - with Michelle Bauer in the foreground
Jenny clowns around. Good times.
The inmates are out doing manual labor - except Charlie and her girls
Lisa gets heatstroke and passes out
Lisa is carried unconscious to the truck
Jenny sees this and gets an idea for next time.
She's about to brand Lisa's backside when Jenny arrives to rescue her.
Back in the field, Jenny passes out and is pulled up into the truck
But it seems her plan really was just to get with this guy - he leaves her a note to meet him in the truck tonight.
She does, but the guy turns out to be a traitor and turns her in.
Charlie and her gang have caught Lisa once again.
This time Lisa is stripped naked and branded
When Edna finds a kitten Lisa has been hiding, she kills it. This sends Lisa over the edge and she climbs a tower, and falls to her death.
The inmates witness the tragic scene and riot, but Warden Sutter easily quells it.
Jenny is sent to solitary confinement
Edna hoses her down
Dr. Norton tries to present a case that the inmates are being mistreated - but no one seems to believe her.
A riot breaks out with Charlie at the front
Edna climbs the watchtower and blasts the rioters
Before she dies, Charlie sends a bus hurtling into the watchtower.
And that pretty much ends it. Dr. Norton's claims are validated and Jenny is released. THE END
The best kind of parodies can be enjoyed on two levels - as a parody, and as entertainment in its own right. For instance, I didn't even know Airplane was a disaster movie parody when I first saw it, but loved it regardless. This wasn't quite that solid, but still a helluva good time, with all the WIP tropes lovingly represented.
★★★★★★★☆☆☆7/10
Sherri Stoner was the figure and action model for Ariel in Disney's the Little Mermaid. Knowing it makes watching her in this movie an interesting experience.
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