She thinks it's her lover Jake (Jack Ketchmark) who is a douche bag currently cheating on her with Lisa (Mariah Milano)
Tara catches them; to make matters worse, Lisa is an old friend
Daniel recommends Tara go see Lady Chatterley
Tara stays at Chatterley's place and dreams about having sex with Jake
The real Jake shows up and he claims to be the one sending her the secret admirer flowers. However, Lady Chatterley exposes his lies.
Big shock - the secret admirer is actually Daniel
They have sex. Daniel gets his face down in there.
I think I watch these on the off-chance there will be an amazing scene from a great sexploitation actress of the day - Mia Zottoli, Gabriella Hall, Susan Featherly, Jenna Bodnar, etc. Instead, we get this - and the sex scenes are tame and awful. Shauna O'Brien is fine, but what a waste.... and the story is like it was written by AI on a Commodore 64. Just an absolute atrocious waste of time.
I used to try any new softcore I could find back in the day that these shows first came on, and Lady Chatterley and Kama Sutra, along with that Hot Springs Hotel show, were the worst for me. This one in particular I remember for the horribly awkward sex positions, which I tended to assume were done to show as little of the men as possible. I especially hated the position against the wall - a scene where someone gets a splinter or a paint chip in an unfortunate area would have been more exciting than anything else going on.
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