Season 2 Episode 9 of Sexy Urban Legends: The two tales are "Snatch" and "The Stuck Couple". [See the Sexy Urban Legends Main Page]
Annoying-as-hell hosts Mick Thomas and Tony Menke treat us to another double feature of erotic tall tales.
Story #1 "Snatch"
Natalie bitches out Greg
She gets her revenge by going to a boutique and buying expensive lingerie
Natalie tries on the lingerie
Then she tries on Christian
After sex, Natalie notices that her purse is missing; it's been stolen
She tells Greg about the stolen purse and they make up.
They get a call to go to the boutique to pick up the returned purse. But when they get there, the saleswoman swears she didn't call them.
They return home and find it empty - everything has been stolen. Everything except her purse which is laid thoughtfully by the mantle.
Story #2 - "The Stuck Couple"
Mimi is a rich bich and knows she has the upper hand with her dumb husband
Dean services Mimi any time she snaps her fingers
It's important to note that Dean suffers from severe back pain. But he muscles through.
Mimi sends Dean on an errand. He takes the opportunity to pick up, Tory (Kaylynn), a girl he met online.
They have sex in the car
Uh-oh. Dean's back has given out. He can't move - and they are stuck.
They are stuck until nightfall. The fire department and police arrive
A fireman shines his light on the stuck couple
★★★★☆☆☆☆☆☆4/10
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