Sexy Urban Legends: Surprise (2002)

 

Season 2 Episode 4 of Sexy Urban Legends: The two tales are "New Harley" and "Dying Wish". [See the Sexy Urban Legends Main Page]

Annoying-as-hell hosts Mick Thomas and Tony Menke treat us to another double feature of erotic tall tales.

Story #1 "New Harley"

Jerry (Evan Stone) is a dope who does nothing but watch porn all day

One day his sexy new secretary Kat (Shannon Desiree Hewitt) makes his porn dreams come true.

His wife Claire (Maya Divine) walks in on them.  Our awful narrators make cringe comments like this: "That must have gone over like a bull in a vagina shop."

Jerry decides to be a good boy and the incident seems to be forgiven.

Until one day he arrives home and finds a Harley in the driveway.

He assumes his wife Claire is cheating on him with a guy that rides this Harley. But it's all in his mind.

So, he sets fire to the Harley - but later learns that this was a gift to him from Claire. 

Story #2 - "Birthday Suit"

Frank (Tom Montreal) has sex with his wife Carla (Olivia O'Lovely) 

It's great sex, but he's upset that she seems to not remember his birthday

At work, even the restaurant manager Elaine (Martha Derby) doesn't acknowledge it's his birthday.  This gets Frank pissed.

Then a woman named Kira (Kara Styler) steps into the establishment

Basically out of spite for everyone forgetting his birthday Frank has sex with Kira in the restaurant kitchen.

Carla bursts in for a surprise birthday party and catches them in the act. THE END

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I enjoy that this show (especially season two) is way more graphic than it has a right to be; however, the stories are woefully badr. You could say, who cares? - but I suppose you could look past everything but the sex for any of these types of productions.... which would make reviewing them pointless in the first place... which it is.... but I digress.

★★★★★☆☆☆☆☆5/10