Sexy Urban Legends: Sexcapades (2001)

 

 Season 1 Episode 7 "Sexcapades": The two tales are "The Case of the Missing Clock" and "Stuck on Me". [See the Sexy Urban Legends Main Page]

Annoying-as-hell hosts Mick Thomas and Tony Menke treat us to another double feature of erotic tall tales.

Story #1 "The Case of the Missing Clock"

Jack (Wild Willy) and Jill (Luna Lane) are constantly screwing

But sex is put on hold when Jill's mother comes to visit

Jill swears that Jack is just a housemate; they are not having sex.  Jill's strict mother quizzes Jack about a clock in his bedroom which he makes up a story around.

Jill's mother leaves for a jog and the couple seize the opportunity to have sex

Jack holds Jill upside down with his face in her muff

Mom returns home

She finds Jack in the shower - and again asks if he's having sex with her daughter

But then Jill's mom slips into Jack's room and they have sex - but this turns out to just be his dream

Later, Jill's mother calls to say she knows they're having sex because she hid the supposed antique clock in the bed and Jack would have noticed it was missing if it was truly his precious heirloom and had actually slept in the bed.  

Story #2 "Stuck on Me"

Sarah (Naked Nicole) is the wife of painter Leon (Evan Stone).  She often gets intimate with the models - today the model is Carmen (Jessica Drake)

Leon joins in - spreading Carmen's legs. Sarah and Leon have a pretty open relationship but they do have a golden rule: "Anything goes in the studio as long as they both are present. There's no screwing around on the side."

Bridget (Diana DeVoe), a black model, is also invited for a threesome.  

But Leon screws things up when he gets it on with  Debbie (Adriana Sage), a model, when Sarah is out of town.

Sarah catches them - and she glues Leon's dick to his thigh when he's asleep as revenge. THE END

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 Fair amount of sex, but the second story was very much in the dark.  Neither story seems well thought out.  Not one of the better episodes. 

★★★★☆☆☆☆☆☆4/10