Nov 1, 2023

Sexy Urban Legends: Revenge Is Sweet (2001)

 Season 1 Episode 6 "Revenge Is Sweet": The two tales are "Dear John" and "Don't Come a 'Knockin'". [See the Sexy Urban Legends Main Page]

Annoying-as-hell hosts Mick Thomas and Tony Menke treat us to another double feature of erotic tall tales.

Story #1 "Dear John"

John (Chris Villa) is being deployed to the Middle East and has sex with his wife Jane (Cheyenne Silver).one last time before he leaves.

Jane sends him loving wholesome videos while he's overseas

She doesn't realize John is having sex left and right with every girl he can find.  This is full of the usual bad jokes from the narrators such as "That's my idea of carpet bombing"

But when John's bad behavior recorded on video makes its way to Jane, she has her revenge.  She has sex with two guys, gets it on video and sends it to him.  John watches it with all his Marine buddies around.

Story #2 - "Don't Come a 'Knockin'"

Joe has sex every night at the same time with his wife Monique (Tracy Ryan).  But it's always the same thing and totally unsatisfying for her.

When Monique tries to climb on top for some more action, Joe callously throws her off.

Monique is left with herself - and a vibrator

We find out why Joe has been so underwhelming in bed.  He sneaks out in the middle of the night while Monique is asleep.

Joe has a camper - and his neighbor Elise (Taimie Hannum) is waiting for him inside

Joe returns the next nigh - and this time they rub each other with oil.

Monique has found out about their affair. She puts a deadbolt on the camper door and gets in the car - and drives off with the camper in tow.

Joe and Elise realize the camper is moving

They are thrown around as Monique intentionally drives erratically. 

Joe sees his wife is driving and begs her to stop

Then something strange happens.  As they are thrown around in the camper, Elise gets turned on as they are sliding all over each other covered in the oil.

In the end, Monique stops the camper and opens the door.  To their horror they see Elise's husband and a divorce lawyer standing there. THE END

A pretty good one.  I like Tracy Ryan (here credited as Tracy Angels), Cheyenne Silver and Taimie Hannum. So we've got three winners as actresses, and you can't ask for much more.


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