Sexy Urban Legends: Mistaken Identity (2001)

 

Season 1 Episode 5 of Sexy Urban Legends: The two tales are "Spring Break Mistake" and "Double Trouble". [See the Sexy Urban Legends Main Page]

Annoying-as-hell hosts Mick Thomas and Tony Menke treat us to another double feature of erotic tall tales.

Story #1 "Spring Break Mistake"

Diane (Nina Ferrari) is a local girl who decides to enter a wet t-shirt contest

She surprises herself getting into it - even stripping off her panties

This gets the attention of Spring Breaker John (Chris Villa) 

They have sex behind the bar by the dumpster

The next night, they have sex in the bathroom, which is worse than the dumpster

They are nearly caught 

To finally have some privacy, the get a tent and have sex in the woods

But they are discovered by the police

The cop shines his flashlight on Diane's crotch

Diane makes a deal: she'll have sex with the officer if he won't arrest them.

After that's done, a second officer approaches for his turn with Diane

She turns around.  To both of their horror - the cop and Diane and father and daughter.

Story #2 - Kelly and Shelly (Amber and Heather)

Kelly and Shelly (Amber and Heather) are identical twin strippers

In a private room the sisters entertain a rich guy

Kelly has a boyfriend named Lance (Rick Moran).  The twins give him a show at the club.

Later, Kelly and Lance have sex

Shelly is sad and alone with a vibrator

Shelly drowns her sorrows and staggers home drunk.  But she stumbles into the wrong room and collapses in her sister's bed.  I love that the narrator says, "She pulls a Downy Jr."

Not realizing this is Shelly, Lance has sex with her.  Kelly comes out of the shower and finds her sister basically unconscious. 

To ensure this never happens again, Kelly has her sister get a tatoo on her butt which reads "I'm not Kelly" THE END

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