Sexy Urban Legends: Man's Best Friend (2001)

 

 Season 1 Episode 7 "Man's Best Friend": The two tales are "Walking the Dog" and "The Stain". [See the Sexy Urban Legends Main Page]

Annoying-as-hell hosts Mick Thomas and Tony Menke treat us to another double feature of erotic tall tales.

Story #1 "Walking the Dog"

Each night Marcus (Lexington Steele) walks his bulldog Jack to the home of his side action Kima (Jade Fox).

Jack is given treats to occupy him while Marcus and Kima go to town

Marcus returns home and finds his wife Susan (Jacy Andrews) ready for some action herself

Unfortunately, after Kima, Marcus doesn't have the energy for Susan.

One day, Marcus sprains his back having sex with Kima

So, Susan takes Jack for a walk and is surprised to find that the dog leads her directly to Kima's doorstep where she is waiting naked. Marcus is busted.

Story #2 "The Stain"

Pete (Rico Vega) still lives with his parents; but they are away on a trip. He invites over his flight attendant girlfriend Mimi (Shay Sights).

His parents forgot something and surprise him when they return home. His mother has a keen eye for anything out of order and finds a discarded tissue on the floor.

They leave and Pete is back to screwing Mimi on the pool table

The doorbell rings...

They are joined by Carmen (Jeteshia Galo), Mimi's co-worker.  Pete films them all having sex on the sofa.

Unfortunately, there are several semen stains Pete can't get out of the sofa cushion.  He and Mimi work hard scrubbing, but to no avail.

Pete buys a puppy and that way can blame the stains on the dog. THE END

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 Not bad.  Pretty fun stories with gobs of nudity.  Can't complain.

 ★★★★★☆☆☆☆☆5/10