Sexy Urban Legends - Auto Erotica (2002)

 

Season 2 Episode 5 of Sexy Urban Legends: The two tales are "Blind Spot" and "Dying Wish". [See the Sexy Urban Legends Main Page]

Annoying-as-hell hosts Mick Thomas and Tony Menke treat us to another double feature of erotic tall tales.

Story #1 "Blind Spot"

Jake (Aaron Hughes) is grinding away on Deanna (Viviana Hughes) in the back of his truck.

Rob (Mark Weiler) is trying to make headway with Kelly (Sasha Peralto) in the front seat, but they can't concentrate with the wild fucking going on in the back.

Rob gets out of the truck.  He can't take it any more.

Kelly has an idea - they can borrow her dad's car

So, Rob gets a lift to Kelly's house and meet her father

He's greeted by Kelly out front - but it proves to just be his imagination

So, Rob meets her father and is able to use his precious vintage auto

Kelly and Rob have sex in the backseat

Amazing close-up from Sasha Peralto

Afterwards, they thoroughly clean the car

But when her father gets in the car and it gets humid from their conversation - you can see Kelly's footprints on the window.  He's officially busted.

Story #2 - "Be Careful What You Wish For"

Elise (Tiffany Mason) is having an affair

Her lover gives her a mink coat which she strategically places in a suitcase left "accidentally" at the gift shop.

Elise thinks she's being slick with her plan to get her husband Sam (David Kalamus) to go pick up athe mysterious luggage corresponding to the tag left in the cab.  This is all to not arouse suspicion.  However, Sam goes to the hotel to get claim the bag, but brings his own side squeez Tina (Laura Brown) with him.

While at the hotel, they have sex

Sam brings the luggage home and Elise is surprised to see the bag is now empty

And we see that Sam has given it to Tina.  THE END

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 Well, that second story was beyond awful.  However, I found the first tale rather clever and Sasha Peralto is a babe.

 ★★★★★☆☆☆☆☆5/10