(AKA The Masseuse' Secret ) A stressed out businessman gets taken to a massage parlor instead of a cardiologist. There he meets the lovely Aldine Muller.
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CHARACTERS
- Celso (César Roberto)
- Lorenia (Aldine Muller), masseuse
- Trindade (Pedro Cassador) skittish customer
RATING: ☆☆☆☆☆ 5/10
REVIEW: Silly as all get out without a single atom of plot. But that's okay; it's good damn near wholesome fun. And anything with Aldine Muller is going to be worth a watch.
SYNOPSIS
Celso (César Roberto) is in deep trouble. He's bounced a check and has thirty minutes to pay it back or else. Celso collapses from heart failure due to stress. Celso wants to get to a cardiologist, but the man whose car he landed on, Dr. Mauro, offers to take him somewhere better. A massage parlor.
Dr. Mauro introduces Celso to the staff at the clinic. Celso meets one of the masseuses, Lorenia (Aldine Muller), and they are instantly attracted to each other. Celso tells Lorenia his woes and they fall for each other. We get a peak into the employee locker room. Trindade (Pedro Cassador) is a rather skittish customer. Sonia the receptionist helps a blind customer known as the Commander. The Commander checks out Sonia's legs. But wait... isn't he blind? The blonde masseuse is assigned the Commander.
Lorenia is getting dressed in the locker room. Trindade puts on the Commander's glasses and finds they're x-ray specs! He can see through Lorenia's clothing. Trindade checks out the blonde. Lorenia has her robe ripped off by a customer. Turns out, the Commander is just a scam artist. Lorenia doesn't bother covering up, presuming he's really blind. Trindade uses the Commander's glasses on a couple by the pool. Nilza Albanezzi makes an appearance as a masseuse. Another masseuse has a customer who gets handsy. Everyone enjoys a music and dance number. In the end we learn that Celso is cured of his heart condition. He calls Lorenia to go on a date. THE END
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