#1 Cheerleader Camp (2010)





A teen sex comedy featuring that well-worn story of the ragtag underdogs beating the rich popular assholes. In this film, a bunch of strippers enter a cheerleading competition.


















































































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RATING: ☆☆☆☆☆☆ 6/10

REVIEW: Nothing wrong with a silly sex comedy now and again. This one followed the formula and checked all the boxes fairly well. Nothing whatsoever inventive or new happening here, and it certainly wasn't funny; but has lots of boobs and a good leave-your-entire-cerebrum at the door type of fun.
 


SYNOPSIS

The title credits are nice with Maura Murphy and others hopping around topless. Britt (Harmony Blossom) is the rich bitch head cheerleader for the evil Cheetahs. Miss Simons (Deanna Rashell) runs the camp and will be a judge in the competition. We watch Marley (Sarah Agor) of the Cheetahs do her thing. These two losers work at the cheerleader camp: Andy (Seth Cassell) a chronic masturbator and Michael (Jay Gillespie) a socially awkward nerd with a mystery past involving a YouTube humiliation. Michael meets Sophie (Erica Duke) the mascot for the underdog Beavers - she's just as socially awkward as him.

Miss Simons announces that the winner of the competition will win a scholarship. Charlene Tilton is the celebrity judge. Thinking that the person in the beaver costume is Sophie, Michael makes his move. It turns out to be a gay guy - and Sophie catches him (naturally assuming he's gay). Sophie and Michael have one awkward scene after another. Clearly they are meant to be together, but Michael keeps screwing it up at every chance. Turns out the Beavers are quite good. Natalia (Ryn Harrison) is their star. But trouble is on the way. Andy and Michael are changing a light bulb in the locker room. [I think you can guess where this is going.] The Cheetahs start filing in: Felice (Michaela Myers), Betty (Sonja O'Hara). Felice takes a shower. Felice pulls down Natalia's (Ryn Harrison) top. Then Betty's panties. Andy can't handle it any longer, and this leads to Michael falling down into the locker room.

Bad news for the Beavers. Britt has recruited all their best cheerleaders, including Natalia. The Beavers don't have enough members to compete. It looks bleak for poor Sophie and her remaining teammates. Andy and Michael go to a strip club to see if they can recruit strippers for the cheerleading squad. Desire (Maura Murphy) is on stage. The gentleman enjoying Desire's performance is actually Britt's dad, we find out later. Sweetie (Jordan Davis) performs. Bliss (Diane Jay Gonzalez) gets into an argument with the owner Marco (Jonathan Nation) as to how far she will go in the back room. Desire and Bliss go backstage. Andy and Michael watch the whole thing, hidden behind the curtain. Back in the club; Michael and Andy enjoy the show. Desire offers a lapdance. Bliss takes care of Andy. Michael asks Desire if she'll be a cheerleader. Bliss and Desire initially get upset, assuming they are asking them to do something kinky. However, when they realize this is for real, and they could win a scholarship, they are all in. Michael is thrown out of the club, and the bouncer (for some reason) takes his clothes). He awkwardly runs into Sophie. He tells Sophie he's skinny dipping, which she stupidly buys and starts to take off her own clothes to join him. But then the gay male cheerleader pops up, and it looks like Michael is gay, once again. [There are a ton of gay jokes in this film that would not fly today.]

Charlene Tilton gives Sophie hilariously uninspiring advice. The strippers show up to join the Beavers: Cinnamon (Vanessa Henderson), Desire (Maura Murphy), Bliss (Diane Jay Gonzalez) and Sweetie (Jordan Davis). Sophie doesn't know what to think but she agrees to train them for the competition. The Cheetahs, of course, make fun of them. The strippers are unfazed and are ready to train. Training begins. They're asked to do a "high V" and Desire lifts her skirt and thrusts. Sophie is frustrated and doubts whether these strippers are trainable. Britt and Felice go to the strip club to try and sabotage the beavers. Candy Cane (Meryl Bush) is waiting on Felice... Felice is all in. Despite Britt's best attempt to sabotage, Cinnamon, Desire, Bliss and Sweetie arrive for more training. Andy is tied to the bed by Bliss. Miss Simons (Deanna Rashell) enters the room and presumes he's tied up and waiting for her. Miss Simons surprises him with her naughty side. There's a knock at the door. It's Miss Simons' mom (Natasha Morgan) and she's ready to join her daughter in ravaging Andy.

Britt tries to seduce Michael - and she also uses her rich girl connections to hook him up with a scholarship... This is of special interest to Michael linking back to his YouTube humiliation, failing spectacularly in gymnastics and losing his scholarship. Does Michael take the bait? The moment of truth arrives. Miss Simons leads the judging of the final competition. The Cheetahs are ready to win. At first it seems like Michael won't make it (leading us to think he took Britt's bait). But he makes it after all, and the Beavers cheer their hearts out. Not surprisingly they win. Everyone gets their scholarship. Andy ends up with Miss Simons and her mom. At long last, Michael and Sophie have sex. THE END

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