Hidden Beauties (1999)

 

Three women are put into a 100 year sleep by a gypsy. They are awaken in 1999 and proceed to randomly have sex with guests at a castle.

Lord Isherwood (Robert Donavan) is having sex with Gwendoline (Stacey DeSimone) in the year 1899.

She agrees to sex because Isherwood promises to marry her.

Isherwood also promises to marry Abigail (Janet Tracy Keijser)

And he promises to marry Serena (Jennifer Bergeron)

Natasha (Nikki Fritz) the gypsy is tired of all these wenches having sex with Isherwood.  (She secretly loves the lord herself). She has her servant Thomas (David Usher) lock the three women in a room.

But that doesn't stop Isherwood from having sex with all three at once.

The problem is, Isherwood can't handle it and dies.

Natasha storms in and finds her lord dead.

Natasha has a punishment in mind for all three ladies.

They are forced to drink a potion which puts them to sleep.

Present day: Judy (Michelle von Flotow) and Chip (Jon-Damon Charles)

Judy explains that both she and her brother have drawn this exact castle from their dreams.  And now they have received word that they've inherited this estate. Go figure.

Her brother Eddie (Kirk Enochs) and his girlfriend Francine (Catalina Larranaga) arrive

Francine, Judy, Eddie and Chip make their way to the inherited estate.

Never mind the signs

Judy beckons Chip to have sex behind a rock.

Worst sex scene ever

At the estate, they are greeted by Natasha and Thomas who haven't aged a day

Francine takes a shower

Francine cheats on Eddie with Thomas, the gypsy's assistant.

Chip cheats on Judy with Natasha

Nikki Fritz always fucking delivers

Eddie and Chip wander into a secret room where the three ladies are asleep.

What's the first thing to do after awakening from a 100 year slumber? Shower.

Gwen, Abigail and Serena get real clean.

They get dressed in modern clothes. 

Chip is caught with Serena and Abigail 

Eddie has a thing for Gwen

Uh-oh.  Gwen touches the gate...

They can never leave

Oh-well. Gwen skinny dips with Eddie

Francine has long forgotten about Eddie and is doing Thomas one more time.

Abigail and Serena find love with each other

So, Eddie discovers that if they are filled with "pure emotion" they can pass through the gates unharmed. And since they've all found the love of their life, it shouldn't be a problem. 

Isherwood speaks to Natasha from beyond; he tells her he loves her.  That breaks her curse and she departs to the afterlife.

Thomas is the first to brave the passage and indeed does not die.  So the rest follow suit. THE END

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A fair amount of nudity, but just a drudgery to plow through. Even Fritz can't save this.  And, where were you Flotow?  

 ★★★★☆☆☆☆☆☆4/10