Rana, Queen of the Amazon (1994)



An ultra-cheap jungle girl film featuring Tina Krause as a Nazi versus Pamela Sutch as a jungle girl. Brought to you by W.A.V.E. productions.







































CHARACTERS
RATING: ☆☆☆ 3/10

REVIEW: Normally I'm pretty kind to these SOV cheapies, but this was godawful. Not fun godawful - but boring godawful. The worst kind of godawful. If there was at least some nudity we could rationalize watching this (with fast-forward button at the ready), but it doesn't even have that going for it. A total waste of time. Also note that the dialog in this film is very hard to discern above the fake jungle sounds. The chatter of birds is louder than the mumbled lines. So, who knows what the fuck they're talking about half the time.

DOUBLE FEATURE - Tarzeena: Jiggle in the Jungle (2008)


SYNOPSIS

Adam Stryker (Timothy Hurley) and Alexandria Solace (Dawn Murphy) explore the jungle. Adam turns into a zombie and attacks Alexandria. Alexandria is knocked out and about to be eaten when... Rana (Pamela Sutch) Queen of the Amazon fends off Adam the Zombie. Rana revives Alexandria.

Ilsa Von Todd (Tina Krause) is a Nazi. Ilsa has a lab in the jungle. Rana is captured by Zombie Adam. Ilsa vs. Rana. Rana knocks out Ilsa. Alexandria is saved from the quicksand. Ilsa returns. Now Ilsa has a secret weapon - another jungle girl, Teela (Laura Giglio). Rana is to be hung. She's able to free herself. She runs into Martin Stone (Sal Longo) and Agent Claudia Majors (Candie L. Polinsky) who are also here to get Ilsa.

Rana tells her origin story, of how she was attacked by a Nazi Henchman (Aven Warren). The only nudity in the film. Back to the present, and all the characters battle it out. Ilsa loses her last battle and is fed to a large snake. Buy Wave Video T-shirts. THE END


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