(Full Title: Schulmädchen-Report 9: Reifeprüfung vor dem Abitur) As we've discussed, these films were always disguised as American made productions in the states. This one was called "Varsity Playthings" in the US, and also released as "Sophomore Sensations". Of course, the German sounding names were with names like "Shelly Gold". This one features the great Gina Janssen. Had I known that, this one would've been watched long ago.
At the police station, we get a sex story from each of them (often unrelated to this accident entirely).
The first story features Gina Janssen as Petra Klassmann
Against her parents' wishes, she drops out of school and marries a mechanic.
Petra and Horst (Dagobert Walter) go on their honeymoon, but are constantly intruded upon by the nosy senile innkeeper.
Things are not off to a good start.
The innkeeper watches them through the keyhole.
Petra is a bit confused and disappointed that her new husband wears full pajamas to bed on their honeymoon.
With the intrusion of the innkeeper, Horst can't keep an erection.
Petra tries all night to no avail.
At home, life is no better with lots of arguments.
Petra catches Horst out with another woman.
So, Petra says fuck this, and gets a divorce and returns to school.
Tessy's classmate Paul Bellmann tries to convince her to not go.
Tessy goes to the party anyway, and finds Lilo stripping for the guests.
Tessy is a little surprised to find Paul there serving everyone drinks.
Everyone grabs a glass, slam it back, strip and start having sex.
Everyone passes out immediately. The drinks were spiked with a drug to knock them all out.
Tessy also passes out. We find that Paul spiked the drinks in order to save Tessy.
He carries her out of there.
Tessy wakes up the next morning, horrified to find herself in Paul's room.
Paul explains what he did, and Tessy is grateful. (But it's not explained how she got naked!)
Lilo's parents return home and find a bunch of passed out guests, all butt naked.
Lilo's father (Ulrich Beiger) frantically checks to see if they're all dead.
They locate their dear daughter.
Next story: Elke Parsberg (Uschi Karnat) and Susi (Sandra Atia)
They experiment with lesbianism.
Susi's stepfather catches them, and is none too happy.
The stepfather doesn't tell Susi's mother, but he holds it over her head like blackmail.
He says he'll tell her mother if she doesn't have sex with him.
They're caught by her mother. (When will they learn to lock that fuckin' door?)
The next story is more lighthearted - featuring Katja (Christine Szenetra).
Katja's parents invite her to their 20th anniversary. (Jürgen Feindt and Elisabeth Welz)
Katja explains that her parents are strict, conservatives and is reticent to even go back there.
But when she comes over, she finds her parents are now "hip" - annoyingly so.
Mom wears a short skirt and serves drinks while dad acts like an utter moron.
Claudia (currently is incorrectly listed in IMDb as Marianne Dupont, actually is Yvonne Dwyer)
Claudia and her boyfriend Achim prepare to skinny dip in the pool.
Just when things are going swell, Claudia remembers a recent trauma...
At the park, a man exposed himself to her. Now she is haunted by this flasher.
After the skinny dipping fail, they go to the bedroom for another try.
Another fail. Claudia is forever haunted by the sight of the flasher's dick.
The final story, featuring Monika Schmieding (Angélique Duvier)
Monika's boyfriend, Karl, is unemployed. She wants to help him out.
So, she goes to a party and has sex with Albert who can hook Karl up with employment.
It was all for Karl.
When Karl shows up and discovers her infidelity, he's none too understanding. All the party goers rush outside and that's when we get to the start of the film - the two cars racing, with Karl behind the wheel, racing against Albert. THE END
We've definitely come a quite a distance from the first Schulmädchen-Report, where the girls did look dangerously close to high school age. Things were also a bit weirder and quirkier - not in a good way. I'd say this delivered what a Schulmädchen-Report is supposed to deliver, with very little to be disappointed with - but also not much to make it stand out.
For a list of all the Schulmädchen-Report films covered on Video Zeta One click the image.
For a list of all the Schulmädchen-Report films covered on Video Zeta One click the image.
★★★★★★☆☆☆☆
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