Jul 21, 2020

Schulmädchen-Report 10 (1976)


(Full Title: Schulmädchen-Report 10. Teil - Irgendwann fängt jede an) Another episode of the German faux-documentary, rebranded in the US under titles "Smarty Pants" and "Every Girl Starts Sometime".  Let's face it, audiences in 1976 didn't want to go see a German movie named Schulmädchen Report - and the translation to "Schoolgirl Report" presents problems of its own.  It's hard to believe this makes the tenth we've covered in the series.  They are good for a quick, brainless jaunt, easily consumed and just as easily forgotten. You'll want to check this one for the exorcism story alone.



This Schulmädchen-Report is centered around a morality class at an all-girls school. The teacher tells the first story...

 Dr. Hensel (Reiner Brönneke) agrees to provide tutoring at his place for student Susanne Hofer (Barbara Markus)

 At his place, he pumps her full of liquor then strips her clothes off.


Dr. Hensel is later accused of raping his student.  But is this the way it really happened?...

 A schoolmate saw how it really went down.

Dr. Hensel not only refused Susanne Hofer's advances, he slaps the crap out of her and sends her on her way.


 Eventually, the truth is revealed.

The next story features Inga (Yvonne Dwyer) The actress is currently incorrectly listed in IMDb as Marianne Dupont, What the fuck, IMDb?  They made the same mistake in Part 9

 Inga, at home, notices that her family has fallen asleep.

So, she slyly masturbates.

 She moves the action to her bedroom and masturbates with a vengeance.

 Inga tries to read to distract, but nothing can stifle her insatiable urges.

 Inga has a one night stand.


 And then another one-night-stand, and then another.

This all leads to guys thinking she's a worthless slut and gang raping her.

This scene has been severely cut in most versions.  There is a more explicit rape scene out there.

 Manipulative Kati Dietz (Angélique Duvier) and her boyfriend who desperately wants to have sex.

Kati is jealous of her new stepmother, Angelika (Karin Lorson)

 Kati's boyfriend is nothing if not persistent. 

She teases him, then pushes him away.  He can't have sex with her until...

She won't have sex until her boyfriend fucks her stepmother!

 Her boyfriend agrees, and takes Angelika out on the town.

 Kati snaps photos as evidence against Angelika to bring to her father.



Kati makes good on her promise... but there's a problem.

She's terrible in bed compared to Angelika.  Her boyfriend doesn't even want to waste his time.

 Kati gets pissed, throws things at him, and sends him out.

It gets worse for Kati; her father brings home an even younger stepmother - Paula (Carina Kreisch)
, a schoolmate of hers!

This is by far my favorite story: Seffi (Alexandra Bogojevic) and Karli (Peter Hamm) can't find a private place to make out. Everywhere they go, they're intruded upon.

 Seffi, once again alone, struggles to not masturbate.

Karli comes up with a ridiculous plan.  Seffi will pretend to be possessed by the devil (!)  Her aunt and uncle will need to hire an exorcist.... Karli will pretend to be a priest, thus gaining unlimited private access to Seffi's bedroom.  Wow - that's complicated, but I respect the effort.

Seffi comes to her aunt and uncle's rustic home, and pulls up her dress and growls.

 Seffi does her best demon possession act.


 Her aunt and uncle are simple country folk.  They don't know what to think.

 Seffi delivers another round of demon possession acting.



Karli, dressed as an exorcist, agrees to help the family.

 As planned, this gives him private access to her bedroom.

 All the moaning the family interprets as demonic moaning and exorcism rituals.

 Seffi says she's cured.  Their sham is exposed when Karli has a wardrobe malfunction.

The final story centers on Iris (Gina Janssen).

 The story begins with a nice gratuitous shower scene.


We find that Iris is basically prostituting herself - acting as an escort for rich guy, Walter Harden (Paul Glawion).



Iris does escort work because her family is dirt poor.

Franz Harden (Claus Tinney), the rich guy's son, has been following her.  He knows what she's been up to.

 Iris thinks Franz can be another sugar daddy like his father.




Franz goes to her lowly home - and we eventually get to a happy ending.  Franz wants to be more than her sugar daddy - he's going to pay for her college so she can live out the life she deserves.


And so we've reached the end of the tenth installment of the Schulmädchen-Report series.  There are just a couple more to go... and a ton of offshoots and copycat "reports", of which this particular film doesn't exactly rise to the top.  But thanks to (1) the most amazing exorcist vignette and (2) Gina Janssen's constant full frontal nudity, this definitely isn't one of the worst either.

Double Feature: For another German exorcism movie, featuring a demon-possessed girl who keeps ripping her clothes off - see with Magdalena, Possessed by the Devil (1974).  Also, Berta Cabré does a nice naked possessed chick shtick in Viaje al más allá (1980)

★★★★★



For a list of all the Schulmädchen-Report films covered on Video Zeta One click the image. 

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