(Original Title: Para todas tengo: El insaciable) A poor used-goods vendor has the magic touch with women, and currently lives with three insatiable beauties. This all comes crashing down when one of their parents comes to stay.
Raúl Padilla (known as "Choforo") is the last person you'd expect to be a ladies' man.
He lives with three beautiful women:
La jarocha (Claudia Guzmán)
Pili (Jacaranda Alfaro)
and the always-drunk Beti (Rebeca Silva)
Choforo works at a shitty used-goods market with two losers, César Bono and Sergio Ramos
Choforo's attractive (and married) neighbor is Abril Campillo.
Each night, the three girls fight over him, and he has sex with each one. La jarocha (Claudia Guzmán) corners him in the bedroom.
Beti (Rebeca Silva), drunk off her ass, gets him next.
Just about the least sexual role I've ever seen Rebeca Silva in, but she makes up for it with a hilarious performance - she does "drunk" really well.
Choforo makes rounds collecting old used goods, and women throw themselves at him.
Throughout the film, we get these periodic check-ins with César Bono and Sergio Ramos. Not funny, and they distract from the story (or what little of a story is trying to form).
Police officer Blanca Nieves
She's waiting for him at her place. Check out that macrame plant hanger!
They're surprised when Blanca Nieves' police colleagues come over.
There's a new girl staying at the place - Rosa (Lorena Herrera)
Naturally, Choforo takes a special interest in the girl.
He gives her a massage on the kitchen counter.
Back again with César Bono and Sergio Ramos. Enough already.
Pili (Jacaranda Alfaro) chides him for giving Rosa attention.
Then gives him some attention of her own.
We're an hour into the movie, and we finally get to the main plot! La jarocha's parents are coming to stay. So, Beti and Pili must pretend to be Choforo's sisters. A drunk Beti slurps on the father.
La jarocha's mother discovers the deception.
A big fight in the living room; total chaos and pillow fighting.
Choforo takes shelter in his neighbor's home.
Abril Campillo, the neighbor lady, shows him some hospitality.
In the end, all the girls leave Choforo, but La jarocha returns, claiming this was all a setup for him to prove his love. THE END

Double Feature: For another unlikely Casanova, watch Don Knots in The Love God? (1969); unfortunately, it's not much better than this.
★★★★☆☆☆☆☆☆
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