(Original Title: Esos viejos rabo verdes) A group of old rich guys decide they're not getting any younger, and form a club to enjoy the world's vices before they kick the bucket.
These rich old gentlemen at the country club decide to form an exclusive group. Before they pass away, they will enjoy wine, women and song.
I'm not going to pretend I know who any of these old guys are. I know a lot of them were relatively well-known actors/comedians in their day.
They hop in the bus.
A wheel flies off, they're pursued by the police, etc. etc. this is where comedy goes to die.
The old men vow to sew their wild oats. From here on, we follow separate stories...
One of the members rents a car.
He picks up Rossy Mendoza
She's a bit too much for him, and he thinks he's having a heart attack or heat stroke.
She tries to revive him.
She fans him with her skirt... which only makes him overheated.
Later, the cops discover them - wrecked into a tree.
"Ayudame," says the old guy. "Con mucho gusto," says the cop, and hauls his ass to jail.
The girl claims he violated and robbed her.
Of course, the detective is like putty in her hands and will believe every word she says.
Now we follow the next old guy who's just picked up some groceries.
I can't quite explain why, but this was the funniest scene in the movie for me - had me laughing out loud. Perhaps because it's so unexpected. This old guy has to walk up about twelve flights of stairs to his woman's apartment. He's at death's door and requests she let him in...
Estrella Fuentes unlocks the door, causing the old guy to fall in, which pushes her down -
This actress literally gets thrown across the floor. I know you can't see her face, but it's not a stunt double.
They go out on the balcony and dance.
He has a near-death fantasy where Estrella Fuentes is the devil.
This guy goes to an elite whorehouse.
The madam sets him up with Cora (Anaís de Melo) and Erena (?)
These two old guys have the most boring, least sleazy story.
Did I mention there's a whole story about trans, ending with a big trans pageant?
In the end, all the members meet back at the club, looking a lot worse for wear.

Double Feature: La vendedora de ropa interior (1982) - another movie about horny old men.
★★☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
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