La masajista vocacional (1981)



(AKA The Vocational Masseuse) An athlete gets injured and must go to clinic for physical therapy. There he meets a sexy nurse, and from there they go to his home where all manner of sexual shenanigans take place.































































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RATING: ★★★★★★★☆☆☆ 7/10

REVIEW: You have to respect how the film keeps changing gears. One minute it's a comedy set at a health clinic, the next it's at a mansion full of eccentrics and nympho maids. It just packs so much into one film; I didn't even mention Eva and Enrique's trip on a runaway hospital stretcher, or Tomás's battle with the gay butler... suffice it to say, libidinous energy abounds.


PAUSE ALERT
When Tomás runs in the room and jumps on the maids, he falls in the crack between the two beds - pulling the maids with him. Holy shit does Gabriela Mosch have an unintentionally revealing moment as her crotch is pointed right at the camera during the kerfuffle.



SYNOPSIS


Enrique Arroitagoitxenea (Francisco Cecilio) is a professional Jai alai player... then one day he gets hit in the nuts with the ball. If you're familiar with jai alai, you know that's gotta hurt. At the clinic, Eva (Adriana Vega) gives the perpetually horny Dr. Carrión (Quique Camoiras) a massage.Her clothes are torn off and she's pinned to the table.Thankfully the legally blind nurse (Mónica Cano) interrupts, which saves Eva. Enrique is admitted to the clinic, and his friend Tomás (Raúl Sender) explains the situation to Eva. Enrique's gonads are hilariously swollen. Dr. Carrión found a pair of panties in his office and he's trying to see who they belong to. He looks up Eva's dress to see if they're hers.

Eva's roommate, Clotilde (Lidia Lester), takes a bath. Dr. Carrión comes to Eva's place bearing flowers. Eva watches in horror as the doctor slips and falls. Eva does a striptease for Dr. Carrión and changes into different lingerie. Eva's mobster boyfriend has arrived unexpectedly. She rushes the doctor out of there. Clotilde (Lidia Lester) sees the doctor hiding outside her glass door. He hides out in her room, and they have sex. The mobster, inspecting the premises for signs of Eva's infidelity is shocked to see Clotilde going at it with the doctor. Tomás purchases a libido enhancing drug from the pharmacist. This will be important later.

Eva, Enrique and Tomás head to Enrique's family estate. His rich uncle is ill and there may be an inheritance to acquire. On the way, they stop at a hotel. Enrique, still feeling the effects of the jai alai injury, is unable to perform. Eva takes it personally. Enrique introduces them to is odd family. His weird autistic cousin and the lovely, but severely uptight Elisa (María Salerno). The maids: Lola (Gabriela Mosch) and Pepa (Sara Mora). Tomás and the gay butler stumble upon Eva getting changed. Eva makes it clear that Tomás has no chance with her. Eva turns heads when she skinny dips at the estate. The straight-laced Elisa does not approve.

Pepa (Sara Mora) and Lola (Gabriela Mosch) want to get it on with Enrique. Enrique falls through the center of the beds. Sadly, Enrique is unable to perform. Pepa and Lola aren't going to give up so easily. They try to get him aroused by kissing. No luck.Tomás and the gay butler come storming in unexpectedly. Tomás informs them that he has no such erectile handicap as Enrique. Tomás jumps on the bed, and falls through the middle, pulling the two girls with him. Tomás shows them that, indeed, it is in working order. Later on, the maids drag Tomás, totally exhausted, down the hall. What's going on with Elisa? She's usually so uptight. Must have something to do with the libido medication - Enrique has taken some as well. Lola and Pepa are waiting for Tomás to arrive for round two. But Elisa gets a hold of him before he can enter their room. Elisa likes to play rough. Enrique is relieved he can finally perform in bed. He wears the maids out, and carries them unconscious back to their room. Elisa wants a piece of Enrique. She's waiting for him in his room when he returns. What's Eva up to? She's having sex with Uncle Aniceto (Juanito Navarro). Everyone listens in... and the uncle ends up dying. The inheritance is announced and the uncle has willed all the money to Eva! Eva uses her newfound wealth to open her own massage clinic. Enrique works there as a masseuse in drag. It ends with them having sex. THE END



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