Ein echter Hausfrauenfreund (1975)




(AKA Passion Hotel) Albert is the main attraction at a quaint hotel in the country attracting unsatisfied housewives from miles around to test his skills in the sack.










































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RATING: ★★★★★★★☆☆☆ 7/10

REVIEW: An extremely sexy film; the nudity is constant, and the women super fine. Not to mention, the story is actually pretty fun. Writer/Director Kurt Nachmann does a skillful job, which I suppose should not be surprising as he had been extremely prolific since the 1950's. As you might expect with a story like this, it does get a bit repetitive; the parade of bush is almost too much. A minor complaint - definitely a must-see for fans of Bavarian Sex Comedies.


SYNOPSIS

Albert Hoover (Peter Hamm) is seeing a Doctor (Gisela Krauss) about his recent inability to get an erection. She asks a bit about his sexual background. He describes an early sexual encounter. A rich couple are out for a picnic. The woman, Püppi (Elfriede Gerstl), is told by her husband, Graf Terazzi-Felsberg (Hasso Preiß), to entice Albert, who is innocently relaxing by a stream. She sunbathes nude, and Albert takes the bait. Midway through, the old gent kicks Albert off and takes over. The old man doesn't last long and is soon snoozing. The woman hands him some money. At that point he realized he was good enough in the sack to actually make money doing it.

The doctor asks about his current employment. He works at a hotel where the Hotel Manager (Ljuba Welitsch) recognized his ability to please her guests. So, she basically pimps him out. The doctor has the perfect solution to Albert's impotence... He will continue to work as a prostitute at the hotel, but also get married to his childhood sweetheart, Louise (Eva Gross). The doctor convinces Louise that it's a good arrangement: "After all it's just a job like butcher, baker or candy apple dipper. One man works with his hands or his head, Albert works with his penis. It doesn't make any difference."

Three happy years pass. The arrangement works perfectly. Albert is no longer impotent, and he supports his family by servicing the hotel guests. Evelyn (Margaret Rose Keil) is a rich lady who was sent to the hotel by a request from the sex therapist. She's having marital problems, and perhaps Albert can cure her. Albert is an old pro by now, and he gets right to business. He takes her top off and carries her to bed. He pounds her, and Evelyn is absolutely blown away by the experience. Her life is changed.

A priest (Ernst Soelden) asks Louise about her husband:
Priest: What kind of job has he got then?
Louise: Protestant
Priest: Saints have mercy, woman, that's catastrophic news!
Louise: No, that's not the word. He's a prostitute.
Priest: Good Lord. You had me terribly worried.

Evelyn isn't satisfied with just one encounter with Albert. She asks that he meet her in the woods. He opens her coat, and sees she's wearing nothing underneath. They have sex among the foliage. A running gag is that the hotel porter (Gerry Thiele) keeps walking in on Evelyn naked. In this memorable moment, Albert takes a stick of butter and literally rubs it in her butt crack. But Albert still has other guests to attend to - namely Sue Anne Fowler. Sue Anne has a biting/chewing issue. This should have been apparent when she gnawed at the bread stick before giving him a blow job. She ends up biting his dick. The hotel manager makes her write a check, saying: "Damaging hotel property is punishable by law."

And so it continues with Evelyn, who by now is just obsessed with Albert. Evelyn writes to her husband, Harry, while sunbathing nude. She starts to fantasize about Albert, and literally drenches herself with suntan lotion. The porter is in awe. I was the same way watching this scene. Evelyn catches the porter spying on her. She offers to not tell the manager if he'll agree to tell her where Albert lives. Albert is happily at home; Louise gets naked for a roll in the hay. Having gotten the address from the porter, Evelyn makes a surprise visit to Albert's home - walking in on them having sex. Louise is naturally quite upset.

Then it's back to work the next day with Astrid (Puppa Armbruster), another socialite guest wanting a piece of Albert. Try as he might, he can't get her to orgasm. Nothing he does gets her excited; she just reads while he pounds away. Then he accidentally spills milk on her, and she goes into a convulsive orgasm. Different strokes for different folks.

Poor Louise sees her husband about town - she feels left behind lately. Albert's next customer is none other than the doctor (Gisela Krauss). Albert doesn't even need to take his clothes off - the doctor is aroused all by herself. She writhes on the bed calling his name. She grabs a candle and does the unthinkable (not shown onscreen). In the end, Albert ends up back with Evelyn. This makes me a bit sad, as we're left wondering how it will work out with his wife and kids.

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