Co-Ed Confidential - The Climax Killer S01E09 (2007)

 

Cinemax's take on Animal House (1978) which ran for 4 seasons. The plot setup: the dean shuts down Omega House and the building is turned into a co-ed residence for 4 freshmen supervised by graduate student Ophelia and her boyfriend, James, the former president of Omega House. [See the Season One Co-Ed Confidential Main Page or the VZ1 Series Page for a full list of episodes]

The Season One Main Cast:

James (Kevin Patrick) "the player"

Ophelia (Hannah Harper) "the hottie"

Jose (Oskar Rodriguez) "the nice guy"

Lisa (Sandra Luesse) "the virgin"

Karen (Michelle Maylene) "the party girl"

Freddy (Andre Boyer) "the joker"

Season 1, Episode 9 - "The Climax Killer"

A co-ed (Bianca Dagger) is preparing to masturbate

A hooded stranger enters the room.

We find that this is just dumb jock Robbie (Frankie Cullen). Alpha Beta president Chip (TJ Cummings) is pulling a prank.  They're video taping a fake home invasion to incite fear on campus.  Isn't that a hilarious joke?

Lisa is still pining over her mystery kisser from the Blind Date episode.

Ophelia informs her of a video tape found on the Omega House doorstep

It's footage of "The Climax Killer"

The gang watches the disturbing footage

Lisa alerts everyone on TV and soon the whole campus is in a panic.

But not Ophelia and James.  They don't believe in the Climax Killer.

However, while they're having sex, Ophelia sees someone outside.

Ophelia raises the alarm in the Omega House.

To make matters worse, there's a blackout.

They call Campus Security, but Officer Jane Harris (Lorena Sanchez) has her hands full with Mia (Maria Luv) who has just burned her boyfriend's trailer down.

Mia strips and starts molesting Jane while she tries to call the police.

Jane soon forgets all about pressing charges.

Things are still on high alert at the Omega House

Lisa is convinced the Climax Killer is going to murder her tonight.

She doesn't want to die a virgin and tells Jose to have sex with her now.

James and Ophelia investigate the attic.

Officer Jane and Mia are here.  Ophelia and James panic, not taking a second to realize who they are.  They run and lock Jane and Mia in the attic.

Freddy is still upset about what Karen did in the last episode.

He tries to burn the poetry he wrote to her, but she stops him.

Karen gets naked and climbs on top of Freddy.

But Freddy has erectile dysfunction.  This is going to be the focus of the upcoming episode.

Lisa has gotten drunk and still wants Jose to have sex with her.

Jose says he has a confession to make.  Lisa asks if it can wait.

Jose reveals that he is actually the mystery kisser she has been pining for.

When he goes in to kiss her, he finds that Lisa is passed out snoring.

The next day they learn the Climax Killer was just an Alpha Beta prank.  Freddy is upset about his dick malfunction, but Karen assures him it's okay.

James and Ophelia return to the attic and find Jane and Mia having sex.  James says, "This stuff's better than Cinemax." 

Lisa wakes up and finds something interesting in Jose's room...

Flowers of the same variety that were left by the mystery kisser.

Lisa finally realizes Jose was the mystery kisser and they make love.

Lisa's "True Love Waits" picture poetically falls to the floor.

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This show is amazing. Full stop.

★★★★★★★☆☆☆7/10